Finn Dunlap

Tom Brady in 1995 vs Sydney Sweeney in 1995

sister sent me the ex wife’s formal post, what are we doing.

shout out boobs that’s the tweet

@AdaJames148333 i have more of an issue when people tell people they are trying to have a kid. basically just saying that they are fucking without a rubber.

Pregnancy reveals have always been weird to me. Just basically telling your family “yeah I busted in this chick and my nut is swimming around in there” Just me?

what do you mean class registration opens today #uhoh

@schmo_joe55846 I think the All-NBA first team would sweep this team

Father just told me all time nba team anyone ever. Issiah Thomas- Jordan - Barkley - Bird- Hakeem

no shame in supporting the man upstairs, but he does know about the night you did bag and fucked 2 guys

Pro-tip: if you want to know what girls are whores, odds are they posted that “Jesus has risen” on their instagram page

Ferda maxxing, shot guns at 1 am, Church at 7. let’s go i love it im dailed (the priest had to tap me awake im in shambles)

is going to church drunk considered a sin?

this will do #porchbeer

apparently i just turned cool, really thankful for the opportunity and hope to make the most out of it. Took a long time to get here and i wanna thank everyone for believing in me

no roommate, you can not eat my snacks stop asking

hey roomie can you get up so i can pack my shit it’s 12:48 and i’m leaving in an hour #selfish

No face kills last night, i’m as disappointed as you, need to do better and put in more work (drink more and settle for the fatties)

@the_asSALTer sounds like you could use a beer

3rd trip to the ER for the right hand this year. Crazy because I’m not the problem.

Any ball knowers? #Hamp

@chalkrockerr it’s like meeting the pope expect they might know someone that traded sex for bag

Guest speaker today… Wonder if he knows Maddie? #uncleoftheeiffel

If it’s past 1 AM i’ll give you the best advice but once the bag wears off i’m a pool noodle #softandsquishy

girl flirts with dude then says it’s not time to break up with boyfriend, it’s been time bro

april fools sorry i took it to far

i think i’m getting laid tomorrow at the bar