Dead Precedents

Me and @jamie_stinson are running to each other's houses. Sort of. Virtually. 101 miles from Coventry to south-east London in 7 days for @CarersTrust. Starts tomorrow justgiving.com/fundraising/ho… #house2house

@dwinnera @roryjiwani Incredible! Lucky he's not black or Brazilian.

the greatest London video ever made? Thanks to @roryjiwani

#Chisora being sponsored by OnlyFans now makes sense, that was literally a pay-per-view fucking.

'My lover's got no money, he's got his strong beliefs' played after every goal is different level ironicy.

@AaronBastani Having known you for thirty and lived with you for three, I think this might be your greatest achievement.

4 years coffee free! Think I’ll have to quit tea soon though, smallest caffeine now really impacts my sleep. No more hair gel, lamb or black tea, my Iranian ancestors would be bereft. Any tips for completely quitting caffeine?

@AaronBastani @MRSocialSavior Fully automated and in luxury!

@MRSocialSavior In all likelihood, yes!

Amazing video of Elizabeth 2nd visiting Esfahan and Persepolis. What will the powerful think of today’s elites 2500 years from now?

@TVsCarlKinsella I thought you were made of sterner stuff...

@Solar_Transform Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

@DrSimonTaylor As a friend, the choice is yours. As you were.

@DrSimonTaylor @Delta You better watch how you talkin', and where you walkin', or you and your homies might be flying in bulk.

Cedric's got a better whip than Indiana Jones today.

@DrSimonTaylor They can read your mind through your draught excluder.

@DrSimonTaylor Tin-foil nob brigade.

Was such a pleasure to watch #QPR train and speak to Neil Banfield. In 21 years at Arsenal, he went from an academy coach to a key member of Wenger's staff and has moulded so many top players. On shared philosophies, tough love and living to work: independent.co.uk/sport/football…

@DrSimonTaylor @GaryLineker Ha ha ha! They need to replay it and cross the ball through a double slit with no one watching.

That’s just plain cruel.

@eddiemair .

@gatulino Whatflix

Ah, that disquieting feeling when you finish a season of a Netflix series you have greatly enjoyed, it has finished on a provoking note, and there's no guarantee of a season 2. Is there a word for that yet? 😅

Thanks for all the nice comments about our new video with @IamHappyToast and @Coldwar_Steve . Really hoping this is the last Boris Johnson video we ever have to make...