MummaFi
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MummaFi
@FionaKateStorey
Also known as Mummafi & Angelwithin, Psychic medium, Illustrator, Author, Artist, Crafter and all round creative person. Unsolicited DM's will be deleted!







> woman notices lump in her throat > gets ultrasound, thyroid nodules > doctor says "very common these days" > she wears AirPods 6 hours a day > Bluetooth at 2.4 GHz, right next to her thyroid > 600-person study links prolonged Bluetooth headset use to thyroid nodules > doctor never asks about her earphones > prescribes medication > RIP Thyroid





Boss: Sarah doesn’t work here anymore. So who’s going to do these reports? HR: No one else knows how to do them besides Sarah. Boss: We need to fill this role ASAP. HR: The feedback is that this workload is too much for one role. Boss: Well, that’s absurd. Sarah did it—why are all these issues coming up now? HR : (Silence..) Boss: Why are all these needy clients emailing me saying they haven’t received their edits yet? HR: Those were Sarah’s clients, and they haven’t been reassigned yet. Boss: Great. Why is the toner always low, the candy dish always empty, and there’s never a fresh pot of coffee in the morning anymore? HR: Sarah handled all of that too. Boss: Why was that project never finished? HR: Sarah was working on it. Boss: What about the updated demo report? HR: She was handling that as well. Boss: You know what—just get out of my face. Sarah had been fired because the boss thought she became a liability when she asked for a salary raise.








41 years later… this song is even more relevant now than it was then…

Now you know…cus I just learned too! 😊








