Firdous Ahmed

"I'd fuck you" ~And other compliments

@venusfelix2 LMAO

@venusfelix2 Lmao :') I hope you're not talking bout me mxm

Sandwich kinda guy.

I'll talk to myself on a park bench, IDGAF.

[Loudspeaker] "Clean-up in aisle 5." [Me in aisle 5] I hope they don't mean my hair

I thought that Fingerbanging was what you do when you pretend your hands are pistols. I just read the real definition and I am horrified.

LMAO Sharkeisha "@FreddyAmazin: WHO DID THIS 😂 pic.twitter.com/1IB1hbngpL"

"Live amongst people in such a manner, that if you die, they weep over you and if you are alive, they crave your company" -Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Yes 🙆

Cremate me after I die and use my ashes to make a diamond to give your next wife so I know it's real.

Thailand is the new Durban.

Chicks in December "Whoohoooo Vodka ! Tequila ! Champagne !" Chicks in September "Baby Shower" #DecemberProblems

@_chantekelly a parrot of R2000? Is it a rapper? Did it's album go platinum? Is it on world tour? Is it part of the illuminati?