Uncle K

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@Usmanashafe As long as you are RICH, INFLUENTIAL AND AMONGST THE TOP ELITE. Religion permits everything. 👌 I’ll never be poor .

The beautiful thing is ISLAM permits RAHEEDA OKOYA to keep her father’s name after marriage MASHA ALLAH 😊🤭

@rofiatbukola_ Hello aunty Bukky, I’m the rider from Tim’s place . I took the food home to help you Pot-wave the food ( as in pour inside pot to warm it ) since up might not have a Microwave and if you had pot and gas you wouldnt order food so I say I should help you. I’m coming soon. ❤️ n 💡

Why always me?😭

@stanlee0nX You get hope pass me actually na iPhone 6 I Dey use reply you like this 😂 Make your hope for rise small brother. Phone no be measurement of wealth do go Dey alright and some fit no even get available at all. In all hustle harder don’t get left behind 💪🏾💪🏾

I thought my iPhone 12 was good enough until I went to camp💔 Everybody’s using 15 up

@Simpleton014 617k now turned 828k It’s crazy man.

I decided to enter my second opay account today to pay the loan I've been owning, see what I saw guysss 😭😭 They expect me to pay this kind of amount?? 😂

@Shallybee_fruit It’s all sarcasm 😆

@FireL0rdxx She did not offend me nah

Big girl online OS real life 😒😒😒 Aunty I saw you among them last night at bodija oo,and I snapped you😒😒

@Jibsman1 A perfect analysis. They hate it when Peter say it out loud that he will reduce cost pf governance and that cost of governance is where they get their fat tummy over fed.

I have a theory. Peter Obi is considered an outsider in the political space irl and on social media. If you look at it the way I see it, there are 3 political groups, APC, pdp and the obidients. The APC politicians and pdp politicians are largely friends outside the political divide, they also have mediators for those who aren't friends, so whoever wins from those two camps, there's a backdoor to switch camps and still eat frkm the table either as an influencer or a career politician. Now imagine if obi wins, the people who would be closest to the Central power are people without prior or people with little alliance to the two old establishments. Political gigs won't flow to them, likewise their leaders will not get as much as they used to. You think urchilla will give onsogbu political gig? 🤣🤣 Hell no. But if APC wins, dondekojo can still ring Mr lurvy and coordinate something regardless. There's a personal angle to everything from where I stand

@zyainy Wrap it up, we no Dey chop this gbedu for here. Carry am go Facebook.

@OfficialAPCNg The kain pain and agony wey Dey this tweet too loud 😂 You are in power and all forces answer to you, money is available to buy people so why are you scared APC ???? You guys have failed 😂

INCITING VIOLENCE - GOVERNOR MAKINDE, YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THE OFFICE YOU OCCUPY While addressing a summit of opposition political parties in Ibadan, yesterday, Saturday, April 25, 2026, Governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo state invoked the bloody history of “Operation Wetie” to incite Nigerians to violence over his baseless and senseless allegation of the country’s descent into a one party state. The All Progressives Congress (APC) categorically condemns Governor Makinde’s @seyimakinde incitement as reckless, and a clear and present threat to peace and national security. It is particularly disturbing for a sitting Governor who bears constitutional responsibility as the Chief Security Officer of his state to conjure up one of the darkest episodes of political violence in Nigeria’s history to threaten violence against the people and government of Nigeria. By his incitement to violence, Makinde has showed himself to be unworthy of the high office of Governor that he occupies.

@Sholly5721 @unclesoyinka @Wizarab10 E Dey happen but everybody get release clause forget am.

@unclesoyinka @FireL0rdxx @Wizarab10 I meant the pastor wife

She has been redeemed 😊

@Grandkhalfa @Usmanashafe I go lie for you 😂

@FireL0rdxx @Usmanashafe 😭🤣🤣

Aunty Shade was 21 years old when she married Aare Akanni Razaq Okoya in 1999 Okoya was 59 at the time. Baba was in UNILAG on the Monday morning of that fateful day to seal a business deal with the school management, when he saw Sade walking by, with her friends, going for their 10am lecture Baba could not believe his eyes at the sighting of a damsel that just walked past in front of his car. Even though Shade was in the midst of her friends, walking together, Baba could still fished her out. It was like sighting a diamond among stones. She shined differently 💎 Immediately, baba ordered his driver to stop the car, he wind down the glass and he reached out to call and seek indulgence of the beautiful lady. Respectfully, Shade answered and approached the car It was love at first sight for both of them The rest they say is history 😊🤭

@OzorNdiOzor Na skit jare Nigeria police no nice reach this one 😂

He was caught with a stolen car, However I’m impressed that he’s still fresh cos In most situations like this, Nigerians have already begun mending him by now

@WithBukky Nudity is not what’s putting food on their table.

One thing I’ve noticed about this wedding is the complete absence of indecent dressing no revealing outfits, no cleavage on display. Rich, cultured, and modest.

@egi_nupe Foundational Tapa Fraud 😂 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

@Capelo___ @bryte_quamhi @d_ocheido Is that PAIN all over your reply ??? Don’t cry boy go and meet daddy G.O to shakarababa for you 😂 😂 Werey Dey call black man like him nigha and if oyinbo call una nigga una go wan swallow poison.

@FireL0rdxx @bryte_quamhi @d_ocheido Nigga, I dare you to become successful in anything you do. I fuckin dare you, it’s easy to be a pastor, do it. Make a name for yourself, fool people, collect offerings. I DARE YOU NIGGA.

Apostle sacked everyone on the media team😭

@yoruba_angel28 @josh_uglyasf But do you know those acclaimed Men of God are Evil ???

@FireL0rdxx @josh_uglyasf It's under the same message He was discussing discipline then And he paid them out of his will, but because of their laxity , he had to let them go so they don't cause the church more loss They destroyed an Alienware

We barely see gospel like this spread and go viral

@Capelo___ @bryte_quamhi @d_ocheido Sound smart ??? 😂 Is your daddy G.O smart?? Does he sound smart to you??? What’s your definition of smartness!? Your skull be making a lot of noise cos it’s empty.

@FireL0rdxx @bryte_quamhi @d_ocheido Bro you sound so dumb fr. You really think you are sounding smart. 🙆🏻‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️. I dare you to start, own and Florish any type of business at all. For instance, a canteen or a water factory or even a water and drink depot. I DARE YOU.

@Riddwane I can’t imagine how dull your seeds will be. I even pity the fertile land that let you sow your retarded seeds in her.

Little wonder she adorns that dullard’s cap. Speaking like a battery-powered Cinderella doll 🤡