SmashingBloke

This platform is a ruined husk of its former self. I’m off. Watch out for the increasing politicisation of this platform for right wing ideals.

@Lovehasnowords1 What did you visit there? Tunnel? Seven Stories? Cluny? It’s great.

Ouseburn Graffiti walls Newcastle upon Tyne

@our_jesse They’re evil. Evil I tell you.

@FirebombCorner I don’t buy chocolate at any other time of year, but these lads have got me in a chokehold

If anyone wants to come and wire my jaw shut, you’d be welcome

@LouiseScot51918 Jumped out of the window, sprained me ankle…

Rewatching Queer as Folk. Loved that series when it came out in 1999 and its just as good in 2025. Aidan Gillen and Charlie Hunnam delicious

@ambergambler_ Not even @realclintonb has tried this one!

Full house lights, she said it wasn’t even dark. Lad at the back getting a blow job. AT THE PSYCHIC SALLY SHOW 😳😂

My pal Lisa went to see Psychic Sally in Northwich last night. She was stood up getting her ‘message’ when there was a kerfuffle at the back & they called an early interval - mates, you’ll never believe what was going on.

Bit late tweeting about International Women’s Day but, if you ever hear men moaning about it, please have a think about how women feel living in a world where a sex predator can still be elected to the most powerful office on earth.

@MadLadAdam_99 @Rosscomal @YorkshireSlang Oh Adam, thank you! One of the nicest people I have ever met.

@FirebombCorner @Rosscomal @YorkshireSlang Ross is right you were a class teacher and glad that i had an amazing teacher (Adam Carruthers)

If you know, you know! Winner of #worldbookday2025

@Rosscomal @YorkshireSlang I remember having Ofsted in. Your class was being observed & you asked the teacher “Why are you talking in that voice?” & also “When are you going to tell us the answers like usual?” Brilliant.

@Rosscomal @YorkshireSlang Thank you Ross, you’re one of the funniest pupils I’ve ever taught.

@philp83 Witness the fitness!

Fantastic sporting scenes!

MPs & journalists pointing out Russian links to the Tory party as far back as 2018 were dismissed as cranks or simply ignored by the mainstream media . If Kuenssberg had been more curious she could have had the scoop in 2018 but was seemingly as unimpressed as the other MPs

@PaulLockey2 Cheers Paul!

Thanks fellas, but that was around 2019 x

Wrong, Elon. Social Security has paid every benefit owed to every eligible American for 86 years. We can make it solvent for the next 75 years and expand benefits by scrapping the cap that allows billionaires like you to pay the same amount into Social Security as a truck driver.

@Grant_Colgate I didn’t realise he was up here.

@Grant_Colgate Up seeing family?

@alexberesfordTV You can probably use this thread as a handy tool for who to block/ who to follow. He didn’t fold. He couldn’t fold. His country needed him to be strong, even if he was thought to be rude.

Was Zelenskyy rude or did he just not fold? Right answers only.

@NicolaSillyBum ‘Are’ culture!

@NicolaSillyBum Shit on penalties…