Dick VanDykecast

what have I done.

HE'S AWAKE!!! GOD HES AWAKE IF I SONT MAKE IT TELEJ CNEHAHSJSB

guys I think I have a chance to escape. Tim had us marathon all 73 episodes of The New Dick Van Dyke Show at 1.7 speed before breaking down in tears and passing out. the key is on a chain around his neck, I just need to be very careful....

#didyouknow future late night host Johnny Carson was once considered for the lead role of Rob Petrie before Dick Van Dyke was cast? what might have been! •••• • •••• •- ••• •- -•- -• •• ••-• •

haha, sorry for that last post, we were feeling a little under the weather 🤧 just like this classic episode where Rob gets the flu right when the relatives are supposed to visit! 🤣🤣🤣 •••• • •-•• •--• -- •

quick- before he comes back- can anyone out there hear me?? I'm chained to a radiator in Tim Minear's basement, he went out for a smoke break but he'll be back any second. he's forcing me to tweet about OH GOD HE'S HERE HE'S-

@dumptruckdiass YOU DONT KNOWTHAT

@FirstRespodcast okay but may I just say, tim minear is never going to subscribe to your dick van dyke patreon whereas he may one day feel inspired to pay for your 911 patreon eps... if not for us do it for tim minear!!

then again, it's no secret that the REAL otp of this classic era sitcom was Bel, a.k.a. Muddy-- the pairing of office goofball Buddy Sorrell with stuffy gay-coded producer Mel Cooley. I just can't even with them!

we ALL remember where we were when Rob first tripped over that ottoman 🤣🤣 #dickvandyke #ottoman #wednesdayvibes you guys... I don't know if I can do this anymore.

god forbid a white boy catch a vibe

our lawyers are telling us that we are no longer permitted to mention 9-1-1, ABC, Ryan Murphy, Tim Minear, or any related entities on our social channels. we apologize for this lapse in judgement and wish to remind our audience to keep focus on Dick Van Dyke-related topics only.

Fun Fact: The Dick Van Dyke Show was based on the real work and family life of creator Carl Reiner during his time writing for Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows. this is not unlike how ABC's 9-1-1 was based on creator Ryan Murphy's experiences working in the LAFD.

@dumptruckdiass unfortunately our lawyers have informed us that we can no longer acknowledge the existence of [REDACTED TELEVISION SHOW] and must destroy any remaining copies of episodes in our possession. we love Dick Van Dyke!

@FirstRespodcast Please don’t flake on us before you guys get to the beauty that is season six of 911 🥺

@shartlomgee we have been informed by our management that we are not permitted to call it That.

@FirstRespodcast I love the dykecast

hey all, due to a strongly-worded, tear-stained cease and desist sent to us by ABC and Tim Minear early this morning, we've made the heavy decision to do a full overhaul of our show. we are now a Dick Van Dyke Show recap podcast. farewell First Respodcast, hello Dick VanDykecast!

did anyone else think Millie was the real hero of the show?? 🤣🤣 #dickvandykeshow #Millie #TV #show

so excited for all the changes ahead! let's start off with shipping, a sorely overlooked concept in the Dick Van Dyke (DVD) fandom. which classic ship do you prefer?!

@moong3nder 'but what if one of them did it in the name of the us military industrial complex 🥺 he's just a boy 🥺'

just saying if two characters go through similar experiences & make similar mistakes, etc but one is male and one is female, and you sincerely believe the male one is deserving of understanding but villainise the female one.... well theres a word for people like you

@simprry @firehose_buck AND WE GOT THE @ TOO

@FirstRespodcast @firehose_buck maybe im just used to you guys but i feel like at this point respodcast rolls off the tongue better than respondcast

"so I don't go on there and hear my name cursed" the first respodcast shade