The Fish Army

Walker*

That was probably the best home run derby win in history holy shit Jordan Walked

7 HR off Pete Fairbanks in 29.0 IP as a Marlin after allowing 7 HR in 60.1 IP last season

Feels weird knowing that Pete Alonso isn’t participating in his favorite day of every season

BREAKING: The Miami #Marlins select Stanford 1B Rintaro Sasaki in the 8th Round (235th overall pick) in the 2026 MLB Draft. He slashed .262/.403/.549 with 54 hits, 16 homers, 47 RBIs, and a .952 OPS.

@MA_Gonz06 Eury loaded up the bases so quickly that the roll call wasn’t even finished, you can’t blame them

@FishArmy305 Yeah let's call out the guys when the bases are loaded in the first. Even the players were annoyed.

These poor bastards are here doing roll call chants, hooting and hollering the whole game with playoff energy and the Marlins haven’t shown up

I shall not attend any further marlins games this season so that they can win more games

Honk shoo. Honk shoo. 😴

@mauleani U right ;(

@FishArmy305 Stop going to games fam

Sorry

@01_IDK_01 I did

@FishArmy305 Did u go to the game again?

Who really boos the marlins besides us?

Matt Stafford after ripping a no-look 15 yard dig:

The Miami kid is staying home, as the @Marlins take Jacob Lombard with the 14th pick in the 2026 MLB Draft! 🐟 Lombard shared his raw emotions to being selected by his hometown team.

Never thought I’d see a Marlins roll call

@illmatichris_ They also love hosting pity parties for themselves with the highest payroll in baseball

@FishArmy305 Honestly it's really just mets fans that annoy me because for some inexplicable reason they think they're better than us.....but the braves? They've terrorized us for a long time fuck em that's the real rivalry

Which team feels more like the main rival of the Marlins (not that we really have one tbh)

Heard that Clayton’s cap for Eury tonight is a no hitter through 4 innings

The local kid 😎 We’ve selected INF Jacob Lombard with the 14th overall pick in the 2026 MLB Draft.