Martin Fisher

“A little fat genius who will turn them inside out. Give him a ball on a football pitch and he was an artist. The Picasso of our game.” One football legend on another football legend. RIP Robbo.

You don’t expect to see this once in your career let alone twice. Tonight I was on comms as Gueye & Keane swung their handbags. Twenty years go I commentated on the Dyer-Bowyer fisticuffs at St. James’s. That one was the winner on points 🥊 @Everton @ManUtd @BBCMOTD

@FootballCliches If you know, you know 😉

@Fishfooty Just want to doff my cap to your extremely subtle commentary reference at the start of the Brackley-Notts County penalty shootout

Two areas need sorting and soon @dcfcofficial Lack of clean sheets. 5 in our closing 10 games last season, just 1 in 10 this. Lack of shots. Only 78 so far, just 26 on target! Both easily the lowest tallies in the Champ. More of this & the dreaded “R” word will return.

For club and country Erling Haaland’s figures continue to astound. Took his tally to 51 goals in 46 apps for Norway tonight. It was his 6th international hat-trick , his second in a row. (This after he missed a penalty AND missed the retake at 0-0!) @ManCity @premierleague

What an incredible night for Thelo Aasgaard. Only his third cap for Norway comes on as a sub after 64 minutes and scores 4 (FOUR) goals. Of course Haaland went one better with five as they thrash Moldova 11-1. World Cup bound. @RangersFC

Three stitches in his chin after his disagreement with a coach door now three goals before half-time for Erling Haaland. 46 goals in 45 apps and his 5th hat trick. Norway cruising to their first World Cup since 1998.

@Iandennisbbc Spot on Denno. The whole point of numbers on shirts is to identify players… nigh on impossible if that number is hidden/buried by stripes. Well done @premierleague and a particularly big thanks from commentators everywhere.

Of all the new additions ahead of the Premier League season such as the goalkeeper 8 seconds rule or in stadium announcements on VAR… the best news has to be blocks on the back of striped shirts. The PL call it a “Number Zone” to ensure the shirt number is clearly visible.

Caught up with Fikayo Tomori today while covering Leeds v AC Milan in Dublin, we reminisced about THAT night at Elland Road! Still follows our progress from afar but doubt he was as disappointed as I was with the score from Stoke ☹️@dcfcofficial

@Fan89Footy So “fake news” even existed in 1974?!

7th July 1974: FOOTBALL Holland Win World Cup England Face Hard Task - Don Revie WIMBLEDON Connors Defeats Rosewall CRICKET England v India - 3rd Test

Imagine being around to watch this!

@pmc1884 @pumafootball @dcfcofficial Can’t quite squeeze into a medium anymore 😉

First time I’ve ever bought the shirt on day one of it going on sale but @pumafootball have produced a beauty 👏🏼👏🏼 Hoping for a good season 🐏 @dcfcofficial

@PaulLimbert @pumafootball @dcfcofficial Yes mate

@Fishfooty @pumafootball @dcfcofficial Plenty of stock Martin?

@dcfcofficial @SkyBetChamp Tough start that. Two Play-Off sides then the best of the relegated PL teams. And it all begins at one of our least successful venues. Bring it on! 🐏

Our @SkyBetChamp schedule. 📆

When the dog decides to join you to cheer England to victory in the Test, and you’re not wearing your box! @bbctms #ENGvsIND #woofoof

Here’s hoping @dcfcofficial score first on Saturday. Check this out⬇️ Over the season: Score first W12 of 18 D3 L3 Under JE unbeaten W5 D1 L0 Over the season: Concede first W0 of 23 D4 L19 Under JE pointless W0 D0 L5 (There have been three 0-0 draws)

So flat y’day but still should’ve scored in 2nd half. Never known a season like it for injuries. Here’s my team for Monday in a 5-3-2 @dcfcofficial Zetterstrom Ward Nyambe Nelson Elder CBT NML Ozoh Brown Roofe Salvesen To paraphrase Mick Dundee: “THAT’S an injury list!”

@Official_NCFC Sorry to hear this very sad news. Mick was a top man and a great coach. Serious when he needed to be, he had a cheeky sense of humour too and was always generous with his time. RIP Mick.

We’re deeply sorry to confirm the passing of our former manager, Mick Walker. Club ambassador, Les Bradd, said: “Mick was a great guy and a very good coach. He always had a smile on his face and made training enjoyable. “I’ve been receiving tributes from many former Notts players who are all very saddened by this news.” Les will be sharing a further tribute to Mick at half-time in today's game. The thoughts of everyone at Meadow Lane are with Mick’s loved ones 🖤

To be fair @maxrushden I wish I had! But that would have been unprofessional and could have been considered confrontational. So instead you stand there & let them take out their frustration on you when you’re only there representing the fans who want an explanation 🤷🏻‍♂️