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love scotland hate @DMcIntyreWWE

@psycheduck0 @SuperE4__ you know who else is so sorry?

@FivePoundComic @SuperE4__ muscle man i am so sorry

What the hell is this taste in men

@PopBase @travelinwilbri @oliviarodrigo olivia rodrigo or ai slop?

Olivia Rodrigo dethrones AI-generated song ‘Celebrate Me’ from #1 on US iTunes.

@warmxgvn george hairyson*

what does george harrison have to do with my headphones

@KSI get Andy Carroll for the next sidemen charity match

man what a nice shop i sure hope nothing gross happened here in 1999

@Atomictortoise3 get on vc me and @TheNebulaMoth want to watch goat

The beef in these tacos I ate at this Spanish restaurant I went to earlier tasted like dog food but the kind middle aged gay chef behind the counter was watching proudly as I tasted his creation and I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was cardboard flavoured

She would actually say that

i shit you not every single time i see living the dream on my timeline pomni is in it leave me alone i’ve never watched digital circus im crying please leave me alone pomni

WELL WELL WELL

@ClockEndMaxx you look like the kid from polar express who asks “what train is this?”

What’s Portuguese for ‘ Going home ‘ ?

how it feels when my best friends both have 100+ followers and i dont

if the beatles were good: everyones got something to hide except for me and my sprunki

Why this nigga got horns on his head

@EricLongoria7 @StumblerNurse @LuthorSurpreme @SGMY197 @TestamentKisser @roshy_woshy @BillyWerber @TrueSlazac Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

@StumblerNurse @LuthorSurpreme @SGMY197 @FivePoundComic @TestamentKisser @roshy_woshy @BillyWerber @TrueSlazac What? One name? ONE NAME?!??? What are you???? Seal???????

We need to teach Muslims that there's more than one boy name

@SILVERHAMMERED_ 🥹🥹🥹🥹

@FivePoundComic OH GOD YESSS YES YES

@kuntimora @subcult_angel @V12802galaxy bro you gotta hop on SCP’s bro trust me

@subcult_angel @V12802galaxy I guess I’ve just been on a different side of the internet

Who’s fucking evil ass baby is that

@kuntimora @V12802galaxy thats my bro scp-173

@V12802galaxy what the hell is this thing did you just put a curse on me

@SILVERHAMMERED_ i just realised ur username is the best beatles song become my oomf

@FivePoundComic awh, ok…..

goated fucking music