Ian Fiveankles

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Ian Fiveankles

@Fiveankles

Former Professional Football Player Turned Current Pundit.

Katılım Ocak 2015
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Insights from Steve "Bouldy" Bould as to why Arsenal are so hated right now. With unbiased interview from yours truly.
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The moment a commentator refers to Havertz as Arteta’s “bitch”: #Arsenal
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Good to see the President consulting Luis Suárez on the Middle East. He'll get his teeth into this, for sure.
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Earlier today referee Craig Pawson halted his son's game of Pass The Parcel after Tommy Dawkins touched the parcel a fraction of a second after the music stopped but still expected to unwrap it. After Dawkins stopped crying a caution was issued. Rules are rules.
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Today’s football insight: Michael Carrick has a nice face.
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Congratulations Macclesfield on beating Crystal Palace. The magic of the cup. “The television mast. . . concrete dinosaurs. . .erm. . .the Great Exhibition of 1854. . .your boys took one helluva beating”.
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If the history of life on earth is condensed into a single day, then humans did not appear until 11:59pm and 59 seconds, so one second before midnight. And if you look closely you can see James Milner coming on for his first Premier League appearance.
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The next Man Utd manager obviously has to know the club, it has to be in his DNA. Personally I would go for Scott McTominay. He can be a player / manager, albeit playing for Napoli whilst managing United.
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Wow! That was quite a ride.
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Live update from the MCG to follow.
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We went at each other like a pair of dads fighting over the last sunbed in Benidrom. Both of us sent off, but we laugh about it now. Well, I do. He still sends me messages on social media like “arse wipe”, “f*ck nugget” and the enigmatic “Steve McClaren”. 🧵3/3
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Our left-back turned on me and shouted that I was crap, a bell end and a nonce. I couldn’t calm him down, even though I shouted back about the “growing as a wildebeest” thing. So I did the next most professional action and punched him on the snout. 🧵2/3
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Loved that Moyes was okay with the Gueye and Keane bust up. I once scored a hat trick of own goals at Leyton Orient. It was bad but even at the time I could feel myself growing as a player, as a person and as a spiritual animal (mine is wildebeest if anyone's asking). 🧵1/3
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