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@Fizz_Tee

New account. Following like mad. Love me please. Not really that funny, but I try.

Katılım Kasım 2015
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Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
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To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
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