Fjander Deepwood

Lost my grandma (father's side) yesterday. She was the last of my grandparents.... She lived a full life. Made it to her nineties. But it still hurts. With every death, the world of human experience shrinks. With every birth, it expands.

@paolini *you're. Darn autocorrect.

@paolini If you're referencing what I think your referencing, you just brought back childhood memories! Happen to have played the remake? There's some added levels and puzzles, plus you can roam freely.

Having flashbacks to Riven.

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After 6 years of our Tyranny of Dragons campaign, @HopeAzari and I are finally gonna meet our glorious DM in person! He and his family are flying out to Montana and we're having a camping trip to Glacier National Park. Let the fun ensue!

Apparently I joined Twitter (fine... X...) five years ago. Feels weird. I guess cause I never post anything lol

I can't wait for you to return to the #WorldofEragon in this brand-new epic fantasy this fall! ⚔️🔥⚔️ Pre-order your copy of #MURTAGH here: bit.ly/3J1vIbP. @underlined #unboxing #Murtaghbook

Maybe, just maybe, two characters can love each other in a platonic way? Maybe not everyone wants or needs a love interest?

I mean look at the flag, and then look at her armor. If that's not blatantly obvious then I'm a doorknob.

Been seeing lots of people all over complain that Sabine and Ezra aren't smooching up a storm. Hear me out: what if Sabine is #asexual?

Yup. It's also why I pushed so hard to make sure that #Murtagh would be out this year. (Remind me to never again publish two books in one year while also having babies/toddlers who don't always sleep. Ahahaha.)

Uh, folks . . . I just got the first serious idea for the next full-length novel with Eragon's POV. Exciting. :D

Plus the fact that they're pulling this in the midst of the writers' strike really shows their true colors. Green for money.

It's not just Disney. Netflix started with the password sharing, and now Disney, Hulu, and I'm sure the rest are following suit. It's becoming overpriced cable with extra steps all over again.

Disney: *spends an obscene amount of money on projects with gradually poorer quality instead of original and untold stories* Me: why? Disney: *plans to end password sharing, making people pay for separate accounts* Me: wtf? Disney: *ups costs for service* Me: that's it I'm out 🏴‍☠️

On pause.

After trying it a few times and quickly giving up, I'm finally booting up #bloodborne to give it another go. This time I'm stubborn.

Just finished character stats for my wife's Miniature Giant Space Hamster character (yes I say that every time) in my upcoming #Spelljammer campaign and had to share these bits with y'all #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #ttrpg

US Congress: Aliens are real! Me: At this point they're preferable.