Modelo tumbler with a Bluetooth speaker??? You know I had to buy it. Now I gotta find me a PBR and Yuengling one.
Charlotte Harbor, FL 🇺🇸 English
FL Cracker
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Zucchini is looking good. I'm ready to make some Zucchini bread.
Charlotte Harbor, FL 🇺🇸 English
Florida is not a real place.
Mark Scott@mark_scott_04
Me love you long time
Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
Perfection
🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Vox Populi, Vox Dei"@PeriklesGREAT
You pull up to pick your woman up for a date and you find her like this... What do you do?
Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
This hoe for real?
lily@vxylily
MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?
Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
When does a dad become dad enough to earn the right to wear these shoes?
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Thank God I live in Florida.
ConcealcarryUSA@ConcealcarryUSA
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Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
Being a man
Miss G@Green_k100
What is it called when u cant take it anymore but u still go on ?
Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
@baxstboys He’ll join several qb’s to go 0fer against the Dawgs.
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Nobody cares lil homie
Transfer to Tennessee next year and you’re hitting the trifecta of teams we religiously ass kick
Zach Abolverdi@ZachAbolverdi
Transfer QB Aaron Philo is going to fit right in with Gator Nation. Despite growing up 10 miles from Athens, he’s always hated Georgia. His girlfriend attends UGA and cheers for the Dawgs. He would never. “That doesn’t make me a Georgia fan.” STORY: on3.com/teams/florida-…
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I went to pick up some plants today for my neighbor and the seller told me she bought seeds for Seminole pumpkins months ago that never came in. I went back home and grabbed some of the seeds I have. She didn't believe I would come back.
Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
It's looking like my sales territory may open up to central FL (Tampa north)...
I wonder if I can take potential customers to Florida games on the company dime? 🤔
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@jerkinjerky I've been divorced for over 20 years. I'd much rather eat alone.
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Y'all still scared to eat somewhere by yourself?
Gainesville, FL 🇺🇸 English
Any automobile driven by a student-athlete coached by this guy...
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total a-hole
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@tsandg8r Omg the special ed rapper lolololol what the hell happened to that guy?
Seven Springs, FL 🇺🇸 English
Is this the offspring of that demented #TennesseeVols fan who used to post videos?🤣🤣 @MamaB2485
Remember that dolt?
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld
A condom could have prevented this
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Ain't no way I could live in an HAO. Got 2 grills on my driveway while I drink this PBR. Probably would've been fined for the fruit trees I have in the front yard too lol. My neighbors love me though.
Nick Huber@sweatystartup
All the rich people I know love living in places with HOAs. No broken down boats. Rainbow yard signs. Grass 2 feet tall. Lack of weed control. Broken fridge on front porch. Broke people hate HOAs because they hate doing basic things to make their houses look nice.
Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸 English
@Bstip76 Not sure what part of fl you're I'm but you should grow some everglades tomatoes.
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I saw Feleipe at Fats every week and the 00s crowd saw Rex in midtown like every other day. No idea why he did this
USA TODAY Sports@usatodaysports
DJ Lagway was the No. 1 QB in his recruiting class. But self-induced isolation and a run of injuries derailed his Florida career. Baylor is now a fresh start. ⤵️ 🔗: tinyurl.com/mrx5j2fv 📷: Petre Thomas-Imagn Images
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