Todd Brown

@youlooklikeamom Illegal and unethical.

If a doctor shows you an xray showing cancer and doesn’t tell you it’s of the patient but doesn’t tell you it’s not but lets you think it is how much trouble can they get in.

@MattWeaverRA Buy a blood pressure monitor, they aren't that expensive, check it weekly.

Listen to your body friends. I felt awful all week and probably postponed seeing a doctor too long but finally did and am grateful. I needed to get my BP under control ASAP. I'm fine and will be at Darlington but I just want to let you know to see a doctor if you remotely feel like you need to. Don't shrug it off.

TRUE STORY 🎯

Last time I posted this, it got 1.3 MILLION views and 120K likes. Let’s see if we can beat it!! WORST President in the history of the United States of America. Like and Repost if you agree!

@NotReallyStacy So are you.

@FlacoCafe Bc you are cool af. 🥰

@Matt_Pinner I can never buy alcohol? Sure

Would you accept..?

@cvndvce Looks great!

Alright, I cut off 6”, which, isn’t very much but i still need you to tell me you’re proud of me😌

@supernova_freak You are an awesome dog mom, Jackson is learning who's in charge.

Brothers 😍😍😍

@NotReallyStacy Aww, thank you Stacy 😊

@TorontoBlonde Looks the same as you are now.

##TBThursday

@Matt_Pinner Scotland where my ancestors came from.

If you were forced to live in Europe, Where would you choose?

@_ROB_29 Uhm, there are some boomers left in the world.

If people want to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection and then replace that with a CD collection that we slowly replaced with an MP3 collection and now need a subscription to listen to music.

@NotReallyStacy I'm so sorry Stacy.

They were unable to keep her stable until Saturday. She has passed. Please keep my daughters in your thoughts. They've lost 2 grandparents in 6 months. 😭💔

@NotReallyStacy Oh shit.

@cvndvce Date?

Anyway my birthday is exactly a month away. Please be prepared.

@mistressdivy Dust in the wind.

If your single life had a theme song, what would it be?

@Simon_Ingari Man, this is a fact! My company is going to shit a brick when I submit my retirement papers in a few months.

HR Manager: I want us to discuss the difference in your performance between last year and 2020. Employee: Alright. HR Manager: You were the top-rated employee in 2020, but it doesn’t feel like you’ve been nearly as present or focused since then. Employee: Yeah… well, in 2020, it was the second year in a row I didn’t get a raise, even though I was the top employee. And when I asked why I couldn’t get a raise, you said it was because my pay was already at fair market value for my position. HR Manager: That’s right. Employee: And when I asked where my pay falls on the pay scale, you said it was below the median—so below the average of what I could make in my position. At that point, I decided I would become a fair market value employee and put in a below-average amount of effort, because that’s what I feel like you pay me to do. HR Manager: You're reading too much into the text... Employee: You’ve created an environment where there’s no incentive for me to work hard, so I don’t. HR Manager: (Silence)

@JustAMomNamedMM Sure.

I was wondering if you wanted to go stargazing with me Yes or no

@yourlanaivy Yummy

I'm curious,Do guys really enjoy eating pu**y or they just do it for the girl?