Flaming_Spork

Be gay, do oscilloscope crimes

@futtigue things have been up and down for me went on some adventures, got my balls cut off, and both fell in love and had a lesbian breakup

@futtigue checked twitter for the first time in forever bc i was wondering how you and bebo are doing, and now i'm taking 10,000 psychic damage off this thank you

@ronen_khazin there's a chance that I'll be able to get it to her at the wtyp live show, but I will be ready to call upon the Intercontinental Dipshit Logistics Network if sufficiently funny

really funny moment earlier where a friend offhandedly said ‘that one Korean dictator’ to mean Kim Jong-un and I named two South Koreans (Yoon Suk Yeol, Syngman Rhee) before getting what she meant

@postoctobrist @MayaWalkWithMe you DM me and I figure out how to get it to the UK without it costing infinity dollars in shipping (no, seriously, I have a hundred of these things and I'm where Maya got hers)

@MayaWalkWithMe Where do I get one of those

@SybillineB i was only there because of my painfully american coworker who failed to even check if his dietary needs can be accommodated in latvia

@SybillineB speaking of burger kings, i've been dragged against my will to a significant fraction of the burger kings in latvia (my coworker should suffer for this), and i do not even like burger king in its homeland

@SybillineB having just one is the funniest possible number of them to have

@selectric401 you will do anything for trans, except play magical gathering

i liked a couple too many joke tweets about whatever the fuck is going on with commander decks right now and now twitter thinks i actually care (or worse, know things about) magic

@futtigue i feel like you would show up and solve problems by causing new ones

@ComradeEevee the only thoughts hibiki has had in her entire life are gay ones, and we love her for it

@SybillineB @futtigue i'm laughing so hard at work that i've gotten weird looks from the guy i'm sharing an office with

@SybillineB i haven't always made this distinction, and even my longest story so far carries the distinct mark of being from a social media microfic writer (however, i do know that i'm not a good writer, so at least i have that over them)

@SybillineB this is why i hope that my writing will have long since been deleted by then

@sophaskins i'm picturing vermont-issued stamps with maple leaves on them that get confused for canadian ones

@rsnous this is basically one of the design principles behind the social network cohost

making software that is intentionally hard to use because you want to create a distinct user subculture

@awawawhoami maia boston arc

if we go by being in the discord servers for the electronic music club and for the esports club im basically a berklee student

throwback to when i joined berklee's official electronic music club discord server

@futtigue 💭 i should get around to shooting the rolls of HIE that i bought a while ago but seem to have been saving for a special occasion

@1200bps > wearable what are you going to wear them with? 👀

wearable antenna PCBs are here!!!

@awawawhoami watch out, it's emotionally dangerous, but definitely worth a watch

so excited to finally get to watch it

@MayaWalkWithMe no worries hmu next time you're in boston though

@Flaming_Spork well, normally I'd say yes (and I do travel to boston sometimes since I have a girlfriend there), but I am actually going to Rhode Island this time so alas, probably not

i am once again faced with a travel dilemma, and it's the same as it always is (Spirit Airlines is cheap)