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@Flaminhaystack

NO UNSOLICITED ADVICE Firefighter 🚒 Artist 🎨 Mother she/her

London, England Katılım Haziran 2009
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Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling
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Getting caught in the rain, sun, rain, wind, hail, sun, rain, hot, cold , rain, sun weather is making my hair very out of control 😂
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My favourite photo of when my cat thought she was playing the starring role in Lion King
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My dad got off the bus, then realised he'd left his bag on the bus He started running down the road in hot pursuit A man pulled up in a car, threw open the door & my dad jumped in. They set off after the bus, caught it and my dad got his bag back
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My dad reenacting the bus chase scene, much to the amusement of people waiting at the bus stop
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Hair drying time in the sun 🌞
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*THREAD* "Women and children first" Despite chivalry on board the #Titanic , men fare better than women in nearly all other maritime disasters And it wasn't even on board the Titanic that these words were uttered for the first time either
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My neighbour has just planted grass seed but doesn't have a hose pipe I've decided to water their garden at the same time I water mine so they can have a lovely garden too
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My son gives the cats precisely 3 seconds to enter the house or lose out 🤣
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If I'd said that the girl rode up on a giant tortoise with jets attached to its shell and offered to wash my car, I'd agree that the story seemed unfathomable to even comprehend that something like this could happen on a sunny Sunday afternoon.
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A girl has just knocked on our door and asked to wash the car for a tenner. She's been out asking people for 3 hours and I'm the first one to say yes. She is saving up to buy a tortoise 🐢
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Today I have woken up feeling glorious
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@JSampleVA @flaminhaystacks Always the coward. She'll be back making spiteful comments very soon though. Like a nasty rash, she just won't go away and live her own life without being obsessed with mine
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I find it amusing that people who make the nastiest comments about what I look like never post photos of themselves I'm in my mid 50's Of course I'm ageing Nothing wrong with that Many people don't have the privilege of getting older So here's me with my granny specs on
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Meet my stalker. Her entire life is dedicated to harassing me and making nasty comments about what I look like. She loves to also make nasty comments about my disabled daughter. She thinks that disabled people are grifters yet thinks my saggy breasts are a problem 😂
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It's lose weight not loose I may have saggy, unfiltered boobs, but you're an obsessive stalker who loves making nasty jibes about my disabled daughter. It says everything about you
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🌈 Hannah@2cute2chubs·
@flaminhaystacks Lovely you look AMAZING! Insecure little people will always try to drag others down. It's about how they feel about themselves, not about you 💕
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A man came up to me today and said, "LFB? I recognised your hair. It hasn't changed" Basically my hair is my ID
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