Flash Gordon

Buffalo Chicken Dip

@DrescottP You screwed my boy this weekend

Memorial Day weekend was in fact not a movie

The lady and I had a day yesterday #flashoffthemarket

Sungjae 9 shots back, she hasn’t looked at me all day

“If Sungjae Im wins tomorrow I’ll do whatever you want in bed” - a real quote from my lady

My boy has the same top 5 #notkidding

She’s boarding now, America Airlines please for the love of god don’t fuck this up for me

She flys in tonight, I’m so fucking scared I’m literally shaking

If Batman had prep time, could he make her miss me ?

So after heated discussion, the fellas have decided that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would STOMP the Furious Five #canon

@GamecockWill69 dust to dust - Ole 60

2 hour drive give me song recs please

@MrPeppa2U Literally hiding Randall Keith Orton in my closet

My boy, @FlashGordon2433, is a closeted WWE fan

@MrPeppa2U Let’s gooooooooo

Even got the ex-wife on the wagon #SOUNDTHESIREN

@ThatGordito53 Read the top of the tweet dipshit

@FlashGordon2433 Lakewood is a little low

Top 5 bars (not in order) 1) Two Buck Saloon - Charlotte, NC 2) Chicago’s - Kansas City, MO 3) Henry’s - Charleston, SC 4) Lakewood Landing - Dallas, TX 5) Muddy’s Dockside Bar - Charleston, SC

@XtheFranchiseXx on MDW

Getting my place cleaned for the Philly girl tomorrow

Hole 3

@MrPeppa2U Technically a dox

🚨ECF GAME 1🚨 WELCOME TO THE STORM MOTHAFUCKERS #SOUNDTHESIREN

@XtheFranchiseXx I mean I’m talking ZERO

I’ll be looking for a boat/vacation to pivot to this weekend. Advantage: flexibility, alcohol Disadvantage: 30 year old dude with zero bitches