Flat Jupiter Society
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Flat Jupiter Society
@FlatJupiter
Open your eyes (look up to the skies) and see the truth! We will lead you...
Truth Katılım Aralık 2017
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Wtf...are we a cult right now? I like PETA. Storytime: One time, they throw blood all over me, bcs I killed a goose (which tried to kill me first) and I really enjoyed it. I felt like Patrick Bateman. It was fucking nice.
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Well, i have to correct myself: Nobody sang star shopping when @jayxvee played it; or I just didn't heard it...sad day for our beloved goth angel.
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@guccihighwaters just saw ur show in hamburg; fucking amazing. Thx for the awesome night <3
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Maybe he is not banned. Maybe he stole Peter Griffins identity and uses his twitter-account. I heard this used to be a thing in 2008.
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
How can it be possible that James Woods (and many others), a strong but responsible Conservative Voice, is banned from Twitter? Social Media & Fake News Media, together with their partner, the Democrat Party, have no idea the problems they are causing for themselves. VERY UNFAIR!
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Just stay at this! I know it's a very stereotypical and bad joke...but actually this was my lifegoal. #420
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Ooooh...fuck off. Don't abuse GoT...it's the only thing I truly love
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
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Funfact: I just watched a documentary about adiposity and suddenly they played a song by lil peep in the background (sex with my ex)...fuck german TV. FUCK IT AAAAAAAALL.
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That's how we deal with disagreements. JUST SHOUT AT 'EM!
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
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Srsly, I feel honored but i'm afraid of TTDs (twitter transmitted dieseases (tm))...u know, twitter-aids is a thing these days. I just don't feel safe with all those guys around my nick (especially the dinosaur-dudes...we all know they died bcs of "reasons")
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Thanks for the amazing night❤
Mike Shinoda@mikeshinoda
Hamburg—today is an early show // If you’re coming, tell your friends: Doors at 5:30, DB 6:30, MS 7:30
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Wait....what? There is xtc on this taco....i'll call the police.
Tic Tac@tictac
How do you call a tic tac that loves tacos? 🌮 #tictac #tictacglobal #taco
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Sometimes I think I'm Jesus bcs...u know...why not? I would be such a great christian leader...
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Don't forget "Big Mouth"...that's quite nice
David Weigel@daveweigel
Netflix has endless data on what content Americans want to see, and its answer is nonstop serial killer and apocalypse shows. Cool, cool
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