@Grand_handsomer Why did you throw it away? Did the cats like it or something?
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Cthulhu Matzley
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Cthulhu Matzley
@FlatMatzley
Political Jackelope = Suburban Philadelphia Jewish Libertarian Vegetarian If it wasn't for Sarcasm, I'd have no casm at all #ZeoliArmy - Tank Division
Katılım Mayıs 2016
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Hey! That's my job! That robot took my job!
ABC News@ABC
A dancing humanoid robot got a little too funky during a performance in Cupertino, California and had to be restrained by staff after knocking items off a table.
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I'm not telling anyone if I have a midlife crisis, but there will be signs.
New York Post@nypost
Armed madman in purple Ferrari with pet duck sends newspaper deranged messages during police standoff trib.al/45F1dJ2
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I could skip all four for the rest of my life and not be sad. 🤷♀️
(Not a big cake person)
The Irrelevant Fan@bagsfan75_Tony
One has got to go for life
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@OrdnancePackard @BChubby6 Any ONE of those things would’ve put her over the top for me
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@CyborgPeds Next you are going to tall me that your name isn’t really Cyborg
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You might know aluminum foil can remove rust from metal. But do you know why?
Aluminum is more reactive than iron, so when foil touches rust with a little water present, it acts as a sacrificial metal, helping break down the rust chemically while the foil gently scrubs it away.
So this little kitchen trick is actually electrochemistry in action.
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@Noelle60587511 What was it like in the 90’s? I was stoned, can’t remember
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@capeandcowell That sounds like my ex wife after attempting to have a “serious” conversation with me
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I’ve heard bobcats more than once and every time it was completely unnerving. They can sound like a small child or an old lady screaming in the woods at night. Bloodcurdling and I’m not exaggerating.
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV
How freaked out would you be if you heard this lynx in the woods…
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@NatashaCL7 I hope it snows here soon, this bra is killing me!
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Everyone’s complaining about the snow but I haven’t left the house or worn a bra for 3 days. 🙌🏽
It’s been glorious.
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@JakeThirteenth It’s sort of like when someone says “have a blessed day“ but you can tell they really mean “fuck you“
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Tall men get referenced as a "tall drink of water" but what are short, curvy girls called?
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@femalehobbyist No, I usually take the seeds out before I smoke it
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Any of you ever planted wildflower seeds in pots?
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My biggest childhood fear was the fear of burning in Hell for all eternity.
i like food@messedupfoods
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Then the rulers should surrender.
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@ingelramdecoucy @jarvis_best Just relax, sit back, and have a cigarette
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@jarvis_best I already filled all of my bathtubs with gasoline to stockpile it, what the hell am I gonna do with this stuff now
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Isn't that a prison run?!?!?!
Science girl@sciencegirl
An apartment building with indoor balconies in Virginia, USA
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