Doug Breese

@AmbientSynthy Disappointingly

There is nothing good about being single.. not one fucking thing.. #singlelife

@Softapocalypses Do our usual good

Just Eat Something Sweet Goddamit.

@AmbientSynthy Thanks for this.. it was and is needed

Today was ass and I'd really like to pick a direction and start walking until I am too tired to continue, then just start fresh wherever I end up..

@StobiesGalaxy I'd chirp "find me" and then giggle like an pre-schooler

I need help

twitter is useless to me

@NJSimmondsbooks yes... against my will, but, yes

So, like, does everyone in the US start their day at 5am or something?

my dad just sent me a friend request.. I haven't talked to him since I was 17.. I'm 53.. not really sure what I should do here..

congrats on representing our district! @pettersen4co where can I find the #HouseCommitteeAssignments for the #118thCongress ? Everyone is talking about them but I can't find them anywhere.. so much for my searching skills!

@joncoopertweets Jim Henson

I'm curious. Which famous person did you feel the most grief for after you found out they died?

@BeschlossDC are the complete committee assignments posted anywhere?

Why is Santos getting two House committees?

are the #committee assignments for the #ushouseofrepresentatives posted anywhere?

@autumnal_reaper Harpo Marx

i don't know who to paint next. feel free to give suggestions

@JoJoFromJerz buying new desks for my entire school and then renovating my mom's house so she can stay there... then I'd get myself a tuba

From Reddit: You’ve just won $250 million and it’s been deposited in your bank account. What are you going to do today?

@AmbientSynthy I envy your perspective

@zombicatures sorry I didn't see this when you sent it.. I'm not going to write a novel.. I have ideas but will never show the conviction that real creatives have.. you can have the ideas if you want

@FlavahText No? Can I read your novel, then? 😜

none of my solutions are working... anyone out there have some ideas? asking the universe for some help here

@zombicatures thanks but not this time..I'm okay and not in a dark place but I am just staggered by some of my choices..I'm moving forward and don't need anything..I'll be fine but I have to recalibrate my expectations of just how stupid I can be..sorry for this distraction now back to work!

@FlavahText D’oh! 😳😬 I saw it and read it! And I responded! So, that means you are not all of those things you said by default.

I put this here because I know no one is reading this and no one will respond.. that is exactly perfect.. because I am a stupid, foolish, worthless man who is nothing but a string of epic mistakes.. I don't want that to impact anyone so I express it here, where no one will see..