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@GaysForTrump This is the way the overwhelming majority of people in western countries feel btw

@Maguro_Maznaga That’s what a ninja would tell you to say…

アメリカ人、やはりニンジャを信じている

@sh__y_1 Hell yeah! American muscle in Japan! My dream car is an Evo VIII or a 3000GT! I love JDM along with American muscle, they don’t compare, it’s apples and oranges. Different approach to the same thing.

どうやったらアメリカ人のX / Twitterに見られる！？肉しかダメか？！

@AngelaBelcamino Ehh, I have to admit Florida man pops out every once in a while… It’s not an issue though, because they get locked up real quick!

Best thing I ever did was leave NYC for the free state of Florida—far away from crazies like that Statue of Liberty lady. There are literally no crazies down here.

@ruiyukimura They come in all shapes and sizes. I believe this was the largest one we’ve ever seen.

てか、モンスタートラックて何やねんその名前

@bigjimbocuz @ruiyukimura Dude, a lot of these are not commercial. Some guys just love the custom trucks and they make events for a food drive or disaster help. They’ll just group up, load up and ride in a convoy! They love to talk about their trucks! Some people have multiple trucks and let others drive

@ruiyukimura If we have to explain monster trucks then you need to answer for these.

Wife: “i think i wanna get one of those vibration plates you stand on and it helps with blood flow and recovery” Internal dialogue: “those are stupid gimmick” Mental image: Wife’s ass jiggling as she stands on it Me: “Thats a great idea! You should order one”

I gave Brian Krassenstein the keys to my boat, and It's safe to say we both had a lot of fun.

@Pirat_Nation I would be mad but at this point, this event is the least gay thing in the game now

Asmongold started laughing at Hasan for spending 10+ years as a political commentator just to be known for shocking his dog 😭

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Russia assists Cuba with a single tanker.

@WilBrownImaging @brian_lech @firstwefeast I said 4 minutes on each side isn’t rare, it’s perfect! Medium rare on a 1inch steak, not that thick, just pretty standard. I’ll eat a rare steak, I’m not sure what she’s eating…

@brian_lech @FlipperLegit3 @firstwefeast Yeah…rare at 4 min / side is a thick ass steak, but can be done.

how to make a steak 101 #hotones

@DicksPerception @mymixtapez Yeah same, but this is a family trip he’s talking about. You’re a family, travel together, he has the money. It’s not just regular everyday shit, it’s a family event! You just take care of family when you do that! When my favorite nephew was younger, I paid his gas the whole time

@mymixtapez Hell, yeah, I was doing things for myself as soon as I could reach the knobs on the stove I was eating.

Will Ferrell says he doesn’t buy anything for his kids and that when they travel as a family, he flies first class while making them sit in economy on another airline — “they’ve got to earn it” 👀

Crashed a buggy

Kevin O’Leary, who’s estimated to have a $400 Million net worth, got MAD at podcast hosts Graham & Jack after they suggested that there should be a wealth tax, explaining that people like Elon Musk deserve everything they get 😮👀 “You’re going to hell for saying that… It’s unamerican, it will destroy the fabric of the economy”

Positive cat-calling flips the script—compliments character over body. Way fewer defensive walls, more genuine giggles and conversations. Some still walk faster (habit), but most light up. It’s like upgrading from cheap pickup lines to unexpected kindness radar. “Damn girl, you look like you call your grandma just to check on her… and she answers every time smiling.” She blushes, laughs, “How’d you know?!” “Yo, you walk like the type who brings soup when someone’s sick and stays to do the dishes.” She slows down, grins: “Guilty… you spying on me?” “Girl, those eyes say you remember birthdays without Facebook reminders.” She stops, tilts head: “Okay, that’s weirdly accurate. Hi.” “Bet you the kind who says ‘bless you’ to strangers and means it.” Cue the warm smile and “You’re smooth… but yeah, I do.” “Looking like you tip 25% and thank the waiter by name.” She laughs out loud: “Dangerous game, but I’m in.” Would probably turn more heads… and keep them focused on what's really important, right?

@TankerTrackers @Kristian_Kho Shout out to Sal Mercogliano, I follow you because he said you’re a great source!

@Kristian_Kho True story! Thank you!

Everyone, like EVERYONE, should be following Tanker Trackers account. Whoever doesn’t has no business talking about the Strait of Hormuz

@coreshellClips Mizkif is a retarded bitch.