Flippity Trippity

@evitaduffy_1 Boo effing hooo, "almost" missed my flight. But you weren't late & got through to board your flight. Another example of soft asF false ".hardship" So hard done by! The families that lost loved ones on 9/11 might disagree with your pouting about abolishing TSA.

I nearly missed my flight this morning after the TSA made me wait 15 minutes for a pat-down because I’m pregnant and didn’t feel like getting radiation exposure from their body scanner. The agents were passive-aggressive, rude, and tried to pressure me and another pregnant woman into just walking through the scanner because it’s “safe.” After finally getting the absurdly invasive pat-down, I barely made my flight. All this for an unconstitutional agency that isn’t even good at its job. Perhaps things would have gone more smoothly if I’d handed over my biometric data to a random private company (CLEAR). Then I could enjoy the special privilege of waiting in a shorter line to be treated like a terrorist in my own country. Is this freedom? Travel, brought to you by George Orwell—and the privilege of convenience based solely on your willingness to surrender biometric data and submit to radiation exposure? The “golden age of transportation” cannot begin until the TSA is gone.

@altonbrown And if it was Wanda Sykes making the same joke (and she's known for some "off-color" jokes), and Will Smith smacked her - would you feel the same way? Or would it be assault then?

I cannot find the words to describe my love for #WillSmith right now.

Crazy Karen gives us an education on medicine, science, and law! #Karen #freakout #funny youtu.be/2-npeIezH7E

Best Super Bowl Commercial Ever! #Superbowl #Superbowlcommercials #Funny youtu.be/7TfHUTGpJHw

Kung Fu Fools #LOL youtube.com/watch?v=9QEHZ2…

NEVER eat these things! #GrossEating #YuckyThings #LOL youtu.be/Hyb6yjRZJfU?a

Other names for Speedos #LOL #funny #BananaHammock youtu.be/vljcULNojUc?a

Funny ways to SAVE MONEY!!! #LOL #moneytips youtu.be/2T_9hoWCjdE

Dear Santa, who are these crazy imposters? #BadSanta #CrazySanta #LOL youtu.be/w0lDuIS0GZo?a

Awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger Impressions!!! #Funny #LOL #Comedy youtu.be/IYFxgtKoQM0?a

Weightlifting and Powerlifting Advice #HowToLift #HowNotToLift #WorkingOut youtu.be/J1xPsrPb1UE?a

Funny Celebrity Impressions - Part 3! #Comedy #LOL youtu.be/ZL0YjwgRfRo?a

More Funny Celebrity Impressions - Part 4!!! #Comedy #Funny #LOL youtu.be/U7dEB3tdhBI?a

@TenFavThings OMG People #DONTEATTHAT !!!! LOL

Gross People Doing Nasty Things!!! #DONTEATTHAT #Funny #WTF youtu.be/M69d55MpqAU

Rich Little is the greatest impressionists ever. Check out his impressions to see why! #ClassicComedy youtu.be/iipanvKcX9c?a

Women comedians prove they are just as funny and talented as men with these awesome celebrity impressions!... youtu.be/v1P8_P80HPM?a

@LoblawsON Soooooooooo disappointed in your customer service at my local Valu-Mart & from your online customer service! #badservice

Boat Crashes, Mishaps, & Accidents! #Funny #Ships #Fail youtu.be/7Wlr4IBWRyk?a

Funny Wedding Bouquet Throws! #LOL #Fail #Marriage youtu.be/YYasOGqdOoM?a