Baked~Bean~Eater💛🤍💜🖤

If you 🫵 care 🫂 about me 👉😳👈 you'll follow 🏃🏃 me 👀 on Bluesky 💙 🤧🥺😔. I won't 🙅 be on 🔛⤵️ here due to 🙄😒 all the hate 💔😡 and misinformation 🤥🧐 allowed by @elonmusk 😞😭 bsky.app/profile/turtle…

@FuriVT I'm late because I'm at work and rarely use Twitter, so really just chance I saw this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉🥳🎉

Birthday in an hour aaa

@teamspeak What would prevent them from banning teamspeak? There's no difference to what they do, just the UI and some features.

Welcome back, Turkey.

Real #necoarc

@nypost The helicopter they flew isn't equipped for emergency rescues, as well as they entered restricted airspace forcing the actual rescue crews to stay grounded, delaying real rescue efforts.

Helicopter pilot threatened with arrest after flying rescue missions in flood-ravaged NC trib.al/bqxRn5T

@KSI @dantdm Bro said 1 tweet that just was his personal opinion, you've gone off for days obsessed with it 😅 Can't take someone's criticism much?

Ayo @dantdm , why don’t you come over to sidecast? Let’s talk this out like men

@LizziesFatBalls Just the sight of this image brings me unimaginable pain

@pilldj I'll put up a memorial at the garage door manufacturing plant for you 😞 Management will only allow it for 12 hours though so if you wanna see you might have to bring the milking machine with! 😅

“I’ll leave when the cat gets up”

@pilldj I think you left out a critical part! Didn't you play Tetris while receiving medical attention, break the world record for fastest first row clear, only to have it disqualified due to the sheer amount of adrenaline flowing through your veins that it was considered doping? 😳🤔

@pilldj I heard this on my spotify weekly a few weeks ago I like it open.spotify.com/track/6TlZSSNZ…

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for days

Mawmawmawmawmawmawmawmawmaw #LecheroMedina

@pilldj My wife moved to Blue sky, she says it's what Twitter was supposed to be and that it is a genuinely enjoyable experience. I might have to move there too 😞

@pilldj What's really wild, it's a tough tie between either me breaking my fucking neck (vertebrae C7-C4), or when my highschool girlfriend of 3 years cheated on me with my, at the time best friend. This caused me to lose my friend group, go to a mental hospital for 2 weeks, and drop out

I'm absolutely jammin' right now open.spotify.com/track/1GWYBpTB…

@LizziesFatBalls @shibagani48 Meanwhile my PC will be bricked if I'm forced to use win11 because the drivers for the 7800XT black screen within 5 minutes of boot on win11

@shibagani48 I'll sooner flee into the woods and never touch electricity again than use windows 11 it's beyond atrocious

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@pilldj To have been graced with the label of mutual brings me such joy that I would simultaneously throw myself onto the grenade, and leave a verbal will in my final moments passing the entirety of my cool rock collection to you. Pls care greatly for rock that looks like a burnt stick❤️

@pilldj Living in limbo sounds like the best time to figure out all the best comebacks that I could have ever used in my life. Then when I have them all sorted out I'll just leave limbo and try life again. This time I'll win my arguments 100% of the time. I'll then go on to die at 29 ☺️!