Jared Peek

Skittles > any other candy

Wife: eating yogurt with a spoon like a normal person Me: eating literally a fistful of lunch meat from my hand. Me: "...we get our protein in *very* different ways..."

Mouthwash is great and everybody should use it.

It doesn't seem like that long ago people were heralding the return of Scott Frost as the messianic savior of Husker football. I guess if the team doesn't win championships, you just get canned. Hey, I'll coach for a year! Why not? ketv.com/article/nebras…

Rice Crispy bars are underrated.

When it comes to food, corn tortillas might be the most "terrible by themselves, but incredible when paired with a good sauce" item that exists.

One of my favorite things about living in Seward is when you have to go to two grocery stores because neither Wal-Mart nor Pac 'n' Save will have *everything* that you need.

Nothing will convince you that your pulled muscle is actually a heart attack faster than Googling your symptoms.

Took this in wyoming this weekend

It's really discouraging to think that we still have like 10 more weeks of miserable heat and humidity. Most of September stays hot nowadays. #ReadyForFall

It doesn't seem like that long ago when $22 would get me a full tank of gas

In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

Shout-out to the guy at the gym who grunts out his rep numbers for every set like "UHH... OO....EE...OHR....EYE...IH...EH...EIGH...EYEH... Remember folks, they don't count if you don't count them out loud.

When it comes to Oreos, as far as I'm concerned it's double/mega-stuffed or nothing. #WhyEvenBuyOriginalOreos

Canadian "All Dressed" chips are soooooo much better than the ones from the US.

It's difficult to explain the shock, confusion, and disappointment that occurs when you pop a Jolly Rancher in your mouth - fully believing its cherry - then quickly discover that it is, in fact, cinnamon.

Honey Bunches of Oats is the apex cereal.

Early Tuesday morning I traveled to an area with low light pollution and was able to capture the Milky Way along with a bonus shooting star.

"Jimmy John's sandwiches are too expensive." - Coworker who smokes a pack of cigarettes a day