FloamLoller(Taylor’s Version)

I’m trying the thing! ngl.link/floamloller

@conceptcatart Hey! Been a long time! Weird question for you: would you be interested in buying any of my Piccolo figures? You’re the first person I thought of when I decided to off load them. I can’t DM because Twitter sucks now. But lemme know and we can figure out how to chat

BREAKING: Both Democrats and Republicans have offered President Trump an "off-ramp" proposal that would fund all of DHS except ICE (it would fund TSA, FEMA, Coast Guard, CISA, etc.) via a quick Senate vote, with ICE funding handled later through budget reconciliation. TRUMP TURNED IT DOWN! This is now the TRUMP SHUTDOWN!

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth.

@abbvie just a reminder that you are an evil company and do not actually provide support to patients in need of savings cards for Vraylar. No matter what gets put into your manufactures website results in “not qualified”. Fuck you.

Damn you won't see this in media Philadelphia Sheriff: “No law enforcement officer may wear a mask. We will arrest those who wear masks to hide their identity. If you come to this city and commit a crime, the criminal in the White House cannot keep you from going to prison.”

@abbvie soooo what does someone have to do to get a manufacturers coupon for Vraylar?! Not covered by insurance. Been on it for years. Need help staying on my meds. I don’t qualify? You are some of the greediest fuckers on the planet who clearly don’t care about their patients.

@AudieCornish @CNN @cnnbrk DO NOT GIVE INTO THIS TYRANTS BULLSHIT. Nicole was MURDERED by an ICE agent. MURDERED. Show us the videos but do not fucking spin this and make her the bad guy. Do the right thing! They denied her medical attention! They fucking MURDERED her. Fuck ICE.

@MayMailman YOU ARE DISGUSTING! CNN JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO MISCARRIED IN ICE CUSTODY AND YOU SIT AND SMILE AND BLAME HER?! FUCK YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF HUMAN BEING.

@GMA I wanna see Taylor Swift’s announcement not the rotten 🍊 speaking in Israel. What’s up with that?

“Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter/ so we all dressed up as wolves” #TSTheLifeOfaShowgirl

@ABeerAndAGame @brgridiron @BuffaloBills @Eagles @Retrogamebrews I’m bringing this monster with me

@FloamLoller @brgridiron @BuffaloBills @Eagles @Retrogamebrews

Only two remain 😱

@ABeerAndAGame @brgridiron @BuffaloBills @Eagles @Retrogamebrews See you in February 👀

@brgridiron @BuffaloBills @Eagles @FloamLoller @Retrogamebrews 👀👀

@creativecloud Hey! You guys locked me out of my account. Tell me that I need to contact IT. But your Chatbot is trash and can’t help me sign in. And I need to sign in to speak with a representative?! How am I supposed to get support? Yall are still charging me! I want to cancel

the supreme court majority should be legally required to drink water containing the maximum allowed concentration of sewage

YOU AUTO SHUFFLE ALBUMS TOO? NO. FIX YOUR FUCKING APP. When I select a song in my playlist I FUCKING EXPECT TO HEAR THAT SONG

FIRTHERMORE WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING ADS?! I’ve been a paying customer since 2009!!!!!!

@Spotify Yo. Why the fuck are you forcing this shuffled playlist shit? I want to listen to my liked playlist IN ORDER. For the life of me can’t get the shuffle bullshit to stop. How do I stop it? And if you automatically did this in an update I’m gonna fucking leave.

Me when i sing both parts on exile.

“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”