★𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋☆

"Wait... THE GUY WHO FOUGHT THE SEVEN EVIL EXS TO DATE YOU?"

"Waitttt are you the girlfriend of Scott Pilgrim...?"

"Oh she's Sam Manson! She's a goth"

"Hey babe"

"Hello! Are you friends with my girlfriend Sam...?"

“ Since you wanted an answer, I’d recommend checking the local diner. “

“ I sure as heck don’t have an answer! “

“ I dunno, why you askin’ me?

h o w ' d y o u g e t i n m y h o m e - ?

"Oh is it Mario?"

"WHAAAAA"