Fly on the Wall Reporting

A bull dyke with a donk is a dime a dozen

This Topo Chico making my taint tingle #laststraw

WAKE UP QUEENS

Setting the tone for family dinner at Olive Garden by slipping the hostess a $20 bill and a magnum. Don’t blink you’ll miss it. #EndangeredSpecies

Whatever you do, do not let this gringo get in his bag…

It’s always “You’re auras so pungent for a white boy” and never “How are you”

I’d be so much more mysterious if I was able to keep my cool

For the ladies, length or girth?

When you realize you’re a girth guy stuck in a length world…

I’m generational when it comes to cunnilingus

Bout to drink a voodoo and watch a flat earth documentary #FotW #TheWorldWeLiveIn

No babe, the OJ gloves stay on during sex.

It’s not a want it’s a need.

Usher is performing for this years Super Bowl halftime show! Can this day get any freaking better 🙌🏼 #FotW #NotForTheWeak

@cricketallboss True Primal Breakfast #NotInvolved

Bean dip, Tortilla chips, and pickles!

I need some new spank bank material… #observeandreport

@NBABeanDip @ZelooperZ Non-Slip Activities 😈😈

Driving to work in my 2008 honda accord listening to @ZelooperZ ! #blessed

@ESCOxTMC Can confirm. #FotW

“You’re so quiet” a wizard literally stole all my memories

I love me a deceptive ass from the distance #observing #& #reporting #objectsinthemirrorarebiggerthantheyappear