Faust, Heavenly Host

Scaring my boss by fagging it up while I sell guns and kissing cute guys and gals on the sales floor.

I need an evil woman with a fat ass and a small cock.

Oh boy. I hope it's a bicycle

@animaps I love your games. Thank you.

Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. x.com/13z_game/statu…

@FlorkOfCows Just saw that my deceased old man was owed a few things by the state. Gonna see if they'll let me collect on it or not.

Think you have what it takes to play 7 minutes in heaven?

@ClaireMax Hell yeah

Thinking about restarting vlogging. I used to do it semi-regularly many years ago but quit for a variety of reasons. it’s fun but it’s genuinely a LOT of work. Would you guys really be interested in following along with my adventures at various cons, events, Disney, etc? (Please do not give the copout answer of “do it if you want to,” I’m trying to gauge actual interest)

@PlayWarframe He got that shit on fr

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@OnlyWaifu The problem is people do casual queues for fun and then they get some solo-queued overly competitive medium/high ranked dude on their team yelling at them for playing for fun and not doing overly meta counter picks or not communicating well.

Why do people who "play for fun" get upset when they lose? 🤔 Shouldn't they not care?

@denfaminicogame Necromancers are going to vote kick me for turning their skeletons into soup.

【最大200人】超大規模ローグライク『Minimo』が発表。料理人からネクロマンサーまで50種類のクラスが登場 news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2603252o みんなで協力し、スキルのアップグレードは“投票”で決めながら、30分でどこまで探索できるか挑戦。釣りや料理など、のんびりできる要素もあり

@bluewmist I didn't realize I had an oral fixation and was simply eating to chew. I got myself a fuckload of gum and went down in weight by a few pounds because I wasn't stuffing my face with snacks. Drink water. Walk more. More protein AND more fiber.

People who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you?

@tooosouthern @1Nicdar That's his fucking house, do you mind?

@1Nicdar We all just ignoring this or what?

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎 70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow. Too slow? You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you. Too fast? Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal. You try to hold a respectable 75. Immediately passed on both sides. One car has no headlights. Another has its hazards on for no reason. Somehow both are going faster than you. And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights. Not gradual. Not polite. Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds. No accident. No construction. No explanation. Just vibes. You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good." Wrong. It starts to rain. Not normal rain. Florida rain. (IYKYK) The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility. Wipers on max, still losing the fight. Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices. No toll booth warning. No buildup. Just vibes and consequences. Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours." Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?" And somehow, through all of this … There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution. Welcome to Florida highways. Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

I really want @rockstarenergy to bring back the limited edition Cyberpunk 2077 Samurai Cola flavor. It was perfect.

@VorosTwins What's the difference between discrete and discreet?

@kali_denali_ What if we just did this instead? Why don't we just dig out a canal through that path? /J

These people have billions btw

@ID_AA_Carmack The issue is that a lot of developers rarely see that money due to the sheer lack of customers actually buying games on the platform. Devs come forward on a fairly regular basis saying they sold poorly on epic. Most people there are only there for freebies, unreal, and fortnite.

Companies like Meta subsidize third party developers in various ways to help grow their platforms, then take 30% of the developer revenue right back with the platform tax, which is a wasteful churn. Epic’s tax structure of zero for the first $1M / year in revenue seems like a clean solution. You would still need explicit subsidies to get certain types of games / apps created at all, but it perfectly rewards what you actually want: increased economic activity, versus a biased pre-selection process. @TimSweeneyEpic Have there been any unexpected perverse incentives as a result of this policy? If it wasn’t so easily exploited by buying your own app, a negative rate “earned income tax credit” for initial revenue would actually be a good incentive for a platform like Quest.

@pcgamer HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

A simple check with a magnet was the final clue that made Thermal Grizzly realise it had been hit by a 40,000 euro metal scam pcgamer.com/hardware/a-sim…

I love teasing bottoms in dms by waiting for them to start typing and then I'll start typing which makes them stop typing and then I stop typing. I'll do this a few times over for funsies :)

@tendertillie Wish I could go. I'd love to dance the night away with you Tillie.

Going to a dance tonight 🤩 hoping I’ll find some cute boys and girls to vibe with

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