Wung 🚇🈺♻️

Whispering “God made me strong enough to hurt you” to the six year old I’m babysitting

Stopped scrolling the For You page and my karmic debt was lifted immediately

Outside the VFW trading liquor for the keys to a tank

White people be like “Sir Patrick Stewart”

@VOIDTHROAT This one sounded closer to Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement🙂‍↕️

clock it

@BPhaze215 American gas stations be selling shit like fake pee, goat kidney, prosthetic leg, and soul of mexican

The numbers are getting too big #thenumbersaregettingtoobig

Wearing a tshirt I don’t normally wear today

I saw a trucker who looked like Tilda Swinton. Makes you think

Wearing bobs burgers socks that I stole from someone who also stole them

listening to third eye blind and wishing your father was a different man

I’m at the YMCA pool pretending to drown so I can sue them

My younger brother is in the rizzlers comment section complimenting his tea

Straight up I don't know who I'll be this time next year player *Daps you up wrong*

Pouring coffee on my balls to start the day, ideally I'm struck down by god before sunset

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je crois vous vous rendez pas compte ce que ça représente pour certaines personnes un nouvel album de Boards of Canada

Boards of Canada is back, which means I can live again

@reinrots It was so sick, loved it

seeing the drama tonight #Whiteboymindcontrol

Banana In The Water Bottle Part Of The Backpack #BananaInTheWaterBottlePartOfTheBackpack