pete

@Microsoft FIX YOUR FUCKING OPERATING SYSTEMS DAMN!!!

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

ur swag is fake i can tell theres no suffering behind it

don’t be like that your honor

Are we really going to risk nuclear fallout because both political parties are too scared to stand up to a demented 80 year old.

when somebody is getting flamed for asking a dumb question but you were lowkey wondering the same thing

everyone in their 30s has the one homie who does not play about his plex server

the mexican craving for an horchata

keep it P guys

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

*el mundial es en 4 meses* Estados unidos: presidente racista usando el ICE para deportar latinos México: muerte de un narco y distintos atentados de el cartel de Jalisco Canadá:

do ppl actually like buzzballs or do u only have $3

@tlop444 I bought a car which means my gas should be free

if apple really wants to win the beef they should make apple music free for all iphone users

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

I wish people would stop calling them “the elites”. Ain’t shit about these mfs elite. You basically reinforcing the belief that they’re above you. Stop calling them that.

everyday it gets harder to find a video to watch on YouTube while eating

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

MacBook Pro in 2017: Horrible deal, horrible computer MacBook Pro in 2021: Pretty good deal, fantastic computer MacBook Pro in 2026: Best deal, best computer

we're gonna be ourselves if you wanna come over later bro