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@NefflynB Literally any average citizen of the state of Israel. Any one of them.

Aparentemente, si usas el cerebro derecho ves un conejo, y si usas el cerebro izquierdo ves una tortuga. ¿Qué ves?

@Raindropsmedia1 Mmm. I bet you that's Juicy juicy.

Woman eats 24 Popeyes biscuits back to back. 👀😳😭

@Czar_Of_Silly IDK why but put hair on an attractive woman is a real turn-on for me. Leg hair is a 🥶 mega turn-off. Bush is great. Leg hair is terrifying. Especially right when it starts to get noticable you go through this Velcro stage... If you know it prolly made you puke.

Another angel trying to clip her wings…

@milenial_panjii You could save a LOT of time and probably money if you just use your darkest eyeliner to write "TRANNY" on your forehead. * sorry, of course I meant "YNNART". Write "YNNART" on your forehead.

We in a new disturbing era 😭

@oelma__ NEVER assume that you've hit rock bottom!

What's one piece of advice..?

@UpdatingOnRome Burritius

Sardineius

@horsetwting Glad to own a car.

tell me

@ronsterd89 You have forgotten the face of your father. At least once.

What does my hand say about me

@GBX_Press He looks like a young Geoffrey. Good riddance to juicy filth.

🚨 BREAKING ​An officer committed suicide in Tel Aviv today. ​A few days after returning from Southern Lebanon, he went to the top floor of an apartment building and threw himself off. His name is Yohanan Eliyahu.

@LensScientific Could boomers just die already? It's like watching someone perform sleight of hand for their dog.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. — Arthur C. Clarke

@stonersvilla Refritos

What do you call this from where you're from??

@1RapOZo @theisogawd The difference is the gasoline. Elorg's device is fueled by butane, basically a XL Bic. See how the gasoline sticks and keeps burning? Not only is mass destruction is a valid charge, bro is one ingredient away from a war crime.

@theisogawd "Weapon of mass destruction"... but When a white foreigner does it, it's an amazing new tech created by a genius.

He got a million dollar bond for doing this 😂😂🤣🤣

@emaan_iqbal_01 You know about hair dye tho, right?

Would you have picked me 😭😭

@B1TuckerCarlson Theys bruthers...

Man jumped out and skippity do dawed across the yard to deliver bta

@k1ra_jpeg @abrokensouI You think I'm not totally hard right now!?

@abrokensouI I'm here to save u

@WomenBeingAwful Men? Probably. Horses? No.

Are there men that actually find this attractive?

@neutra1space It looks less like a flower and more like a just very eccentric turd. Would 100% rather just get my glucose syrup confection product 30 seconds faster, thanks.

Try this

@clickdann Have you thanked God for being born a man today? 🙏😄🙏

Nasıl bu kadar süt çıkıyor

@wonderofscience Tekalee tekalee lee lee.

This is what starfish larvae look like. 📽: Igor Adameyko

@Sofia50020Sofia If your date told you $0.75 every time he picks it up or puts it down would you pay? I'm not your dumb daddy and we need MY interest in YOUR hobby CRYSTAL. Horse girls are NOT worth the squeeze. I hate your dumb fake generic country song accent too, ASHLEY. SUPER turnt off TBH.

If your date asked you to help move hay, would you go?🤔