Jesse Foidstone

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Jesse Foidstone

@Foidstone

Probably on my yacht. No big deal. Rich as shit from my megachurch that has my name all over it. No big deal. 2x Retard of the Day. No big deal.

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·1 Şub

We got a lot of motherfuckin frogs, foids, beautiful people, and even some uggos going through some shit right now. Romans 16:20 says "the God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet." God be tellin us that even though we are struggling and we've been through some shit, our day of VICTORY is near. The God of Peace is working behind the scenes. Hang the fuck in there. #GemstoneGospel

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·5m

@MamaMac___ You should come out on my yacht that’s the size of a Walmart with an autocenter in the back.

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Angela@MamaMac___·1h

Should I go to the game tomorrow night or just yell at the tv at home? Decisions, decisions.

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·27m

Update: No hug from a bad bitch. Morale is low but we move forward

NotFoidstone@NotFoidstone

Update: today’s forecast is not looking very promising. Hug from a bad bitch ❌

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·1h

@VicsCumCounter You’d have the most expensive cum to have ever existed. I fully support you in the endeavor

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N@VicsCumCounter·1h

@Foidstone What if I came on it

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N@VicsCumCounter·3h

Showing nana my base set charizard

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·1h

@Heroifrit @DoinksTheFrog @askaya

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HEROIFRIT@Heroifrit·1h

@DoinksTheFrog @askaya Every time I see a girl post and I scroll down I just know I’m going to see your name saying what we all want to say deep down inside. Doinks for president. I’m convinced he’s the truth

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Alyona@askaya·3h

Did you touch grass today?

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·1h

@AmosFromWV She crashed the site

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Amos@AmosFromWV·8h

Guess her vaginal microbiome

Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

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Jesse Foidstone@Foidstone·2h

I could beat every single homeless person, gay man, and 12 year old in a hell in the cell match at wrestlemania. Probably at the same time, and it wouldn’t be close.

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