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Probably should have looked into this earlier tbh

seeing Prime Time in a Depends commercial is devastating

@kennybeats Timelines collapsing. We made this 10 years ago: youtu.be/CxirNVDuEiM?si…

We heard you’re gonna die alone So we made the backseat of your car into a casket! Complete with a graffiti obituary on the roof! Under the steering wheel you’ll notic-

As soon as I’m rich, I’m going to focus on living in integrity.

When a player in the NFL is described as being “visibly upset” it means he is crying.

and as the dermatologist held my arm in his gloved hands, scanning for any irregular moles, the timeless lyrics of “I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)” played, turning our previously sterile examination room into a place of subtle tension

@Mareikehere This TPOT clickbait thumbnail is GOLD. I’ve loved “Circling,” and officially trained in “Relatefulness”…but my wife would agree with the clickbait The culture has its pros and cons, but really appreciate the tools and framework it offers.

Some months ago some TPOT ppl at a gathering asked me to lead circling and then shared their scepticism w me based on them having not had good experiences w circling I talked to my close friend @petermunthekaas about it today and we recorded it. Curious what others think

Can’t wait to see Nicholas Braun star in the Joe Flacco biopic

No cap this, bet that…you sound lowkey retarded

My kink is throwing pearls before swine

More like “The Tylenol Tapes” amiright?!?

OutKast is timeless

about to raw dog 18 holes* *play a round of golf without warming up at the driving range

I’m pre-canceling myself. Read about it here: open.substack.com/pub/foolishcow…

sorry, didn’t mean to be fronting, was just trying to fake it til I make it :/

@sighswoon wait I saw a teenage boy walking around the reservoir yesterday wearing a Gorillaz shirt and wondered how he knew about them…are they back?

i want the Gorillaz to have a comeback that like shakes the youth

@npc13476 PROJECTION, YOUR HONOR!

@FoolishCoward Life continues to surprise/amaze me. I wouldn’t have thought you hated the Jews, but here we are.

Inviting the neighbors to practice holding two truths by opening the windows and blasting Kanye

microdosing macro data refinement

some of you have never experienced direct transmission via koan and it shows

Going to start saying apropos more often