Tesla Nicole

Do you want to come over a run a breast cancer physical exam for me?

Bactria really is the only culture we have these days

Kid in my class started talking to me for frequently but always includes my name in each sentence. Yeah he’s in love with me

I love a sporty guy, but someone please tell me why excercise physiology is the most unattractive major

Last week we bought bananas to make banana bread together. Today I made them by myself.

Ok so I was the other women.

It’s not about the package but rather the overall package he brings

Is my left nipple developing eczema because I got a haircut on the new year?

Best part ab dating is free dinner. Least favorite part is some guy always around.

My bush woulda done numbers at that half time performance

Let me fuck around, but I stg if I find out

Hi so I’m just over here ovulating though my pants. Are you coming over tonight or do I need to invite over the fent guy parked out front?

Ya know what? Yeah

Fuck mid-century modern. I wanna fuck it art deco style🥂

The LinkedIn effect of 2am has hit and I’m productively researching noticing my career is falling into a pit of nothing

Sophomore year crush (married now) just texted me “heyyyy”. If they’ve separated I’m so hitting that.

Do not underestimate my ability to beat that dead horse to the bone

He may have played me like a trumpet, but he damn well knew what he was doing with that spit valve.

I’d worship you and that’s why god had to take you away

I hate when men smoke. Unfortunately my attraction to a man who smokes increases by a scientifically irresponsible margin.