The FA

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The FA strongly condones the savoury incidents this evening involving both the Manchester United team coach outside West Ham United's...

@tjgg260 It's actually us- I just have to say I'm a parody so people don't hate us...... Even more :-)

@tjgg260 We were out of the office and down to the local by the time Chelsea kicked off- who could be bothered to go look back over it?

@HSTaylor97 If there was institutional racism, wouldn't we enjoy one foreigner stamping on another?!

@SocialistBhoy Thanks. We always did pride ourselves on being better than the @ScottishFA, which isn't too much work thankfully!

@vokeydan @BurpTheWorm Joe Hart understands the word "bribe", Di Maria can't even speak English.

@TeamTan1985 You can't ban someone just because their facial hair is a bit dodgy.

@charlottelarabe We have given a certain Aston Villa fan that resembled a unicorn VIP tickets.

@Coulson_Chris @cdlacks79 If he acted with dignity, he wouldn't have gobbed all over him!

@Coulson_Chris We don't like people who plead guilty. We want some fight, some bribes and some fun.

@stuartbutler100 I also found a replay on my 90" tv of Cisse getting a red card this season- hence the extra game ban.

@JohnMJames1 I've never been bought an extravagant gift from anyone in the lower leagues. There's something that doesn't happen

@Mab_Taliesin Is that you, Sir Alex?

@JokmanAFC @SuburbanGooner The FA didn't receive a 20 page dossier on spittle, I received a 20 page Porsche catalogue.

@stuartbutler100 Clear replays on the 90" tv Louis bought me clearly shows that Cisse is the instigator, Stuart.

@IamNufc Cisse clearly spat more than Evans. Louis bought my wife another Porsche. The ban is justified.

clearly that the amount of saliva that left Cisse's mouth was significantly more than that of Evans.

Contrary to popular belief, Cisse's ban was not longer because of previous offences this season. It was longer because video footage shows

There is a lot of confusion over the bans handed out to MUFC's Evans and NUFC's Cisse. There's a clear reason one player got a larger ban.