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Messi Mbappe Olise Dembele Bellingham Rodri Spence Upamecano Cubarsi Porro Simon Team of the world cup

This reeks of a Spain 1-0 win with super Mario Merino 113’

You truly are a special genre of imbecile 1v1 on half the pitch against one of the best players in the world produces this regardless of who's defending Some of you were not even picked last at football, I think you were asked to be the ref instead

Aujourd’hui est ta dernière danse. Toi qui nous as tant donné. Nous aurions dû t’offrir une meilleure fin, mais nous avons échoué. Mettre des mots sur ce que tu as apporté pendant 14 ans est très difficile, tant tu as été un acteur majeur du renouveau de cette équipe. Les gens n’ont pas toujours su apprécier ta grandeur, mais le temps et l’histoire s’en chargeront… Merci de m’avoir donné la chance et l’opportunité de représenter mon pays sur la plus grande scène pendant tant d’années. Je me sens privilégié d’avoir pu être aux côtés de l’une des plus grandes légendes de notre pays, et je ne garde que d’excellents souvenirs de tout ce que nous avons vécu et accompli ensemble. Je te souhaite le meilleur dans ta nouvelle aventure, et encore merci pour tout ce que tu as apporté à ce maillot qui compte tant pour nous. 👑

I have a prediction for the World Cup final. The game ends 2-2 and goes to extra time and penalties. In the shootout neither side can get an advantage, with Emi Martinez and Joan García (Unai Simon gets subbed off in extra time for Joan) both making heroic saves to keep their respective teams in the game. After both full sets of 11 players take their penalties and the score is still tied, the ref brings Lamine and Messi together and says “we have reached the end of the designated penalty takers - there is an old rule in the original rule book that states that in this situation, both teams can agree to a gold medal draw, where the two countries share the World Cup.” Messi and Lamine look at each other with smiles on their faces, nod to each other, and embrace, sobbing. The crowd erupts as the Spanish and Argentine players run toward each other and start hugging and kissing, tears streaming down their faces as they realize the historic moment they are sharing together. As the two teams share the trophy ceremony together, Lamine and Messi step up lift the trophy, and it’s presented to them by Pep Guardiola and Hansi Flick, proud tears welling up in their eyes. Messi and Lamine together raise the trophy and suddenly over the loudspeakers “Cant del Barça” starts playing and the whole crowd joins in.

20 years from now when Lamine’s knees stop being as reliable, they’re gonna use this photo to say he’s washed

The fact that there were so many kids at that photoshoot but Messi chose Lamine (or they chose Lamine for him) to take that pic makes it even more insane, Words can’t even describe how insanely weird this is

Imagine telling Messi back then you’ll be facing this baby in a World Cup final in 20 years😭😭😭 this is genuinely some AOT level writing

The idea of Ronaldinho playing against Mbappe in 2018 really puts it into perspective 😭😭😭

@michelonismo Se isso fosse roteiro de filme eu diria q o enredo foi forçado

Oh my god

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real. More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot. Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world. The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential. We are proud to have them on our team. Credit: Joan Monfort

This is the craziest thing to ever happen but we are too desensitized to fully grasp it

señor FPL Agent, você esqueceu da constrangedora eliminação do trilionário PSG diante do Guingamp, com direito a penal perdido pelo Guingamp pra não deixar as coisas piores ainda

Some say it’s de estoree of de Thomas Tuchel

Let's talk seriously Half of that Argentina squad who was singing these bigoted racist song should've been banned by FIFA. There has been zero consequences. x.com/ChelseaFC/stat…

Wait what? Why on earth has he done that?!

Yeah Messi is the GOAT I concede. We can’t defeat whatever this is

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