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Lee funeral home raila crowd #KenyaMourns

@AokoOtieno_ is mad but bold and well-informed. A week ago, she claimed Rao was dead, only to be dismissed with photos quickly shared to counter her. Yesterday at 1:07 PM, she reiterated the same claim, and we assumed it was just rhetoric. Today, it seems Aoko has been vindicated

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Sam Atandi, Alego MP And Energy CS, Wandai Are fighting over who btwn them should carry Rao's casket Once the Indian doctors pull the plug Jakom betrayed Kenya only for his whiskey to be laced... 🤧 Telo nyaka dog Siaya brigade will not believe In fact, Raila en Abandu

@AokoOtieno_ @_screenshoter

The comment section on this post has rejuvenated my years It's unacceptable to laugh this hard while attending lectures God knows Nawapenda Enjoy your Tuesday team, Aoko

@MikeSonko @grok where is this?

Today I was walking in the hood and had a strong ass itch. I had to rush home to take care of it, only for me to reach in the house and it has completely ceased. qiute disappointed

@Honeyfarsafi @ilo

Digital wankers assemble 🙏🙏 someone has drafted an email to send to @ilo please copy/paste and send to ilo@ilo.org “Subject: Concern Regarding ILO's Association with Francis Atwoli. The International Labour Organization has long been a beacon of workers' rights, setting global standards for fairness, dignity, and ethical leadership in labor movements. It is precisely because of the ILO's esteemed reputation that I bring to your attention a matter that threatens to undermine its integrity: the continued association with Francis Atwoli. Atwoli's tenure as COTU Secretary-General has been defined by gross financial misconduct, including the diversion of workers' dues for personal gain, systemic bribery to manipulate legal processes, and the ruthless suppression of dissent. His 24-year grip on power has turned COTU into an autocratic entity, hostile to transparency and accountability. These are not mere claims-they are well-documented facts, widely known and condemned by Kenyan workers. By maintaining Atwoli in a leadership role, the ILO risks being seen as complicit in his abuses, eroding trust among the very laborers it seeks to protect. The ILO cannot afford to be tarnished by association with such a figure. His presence contradicts the principles of fairness, democracy, and ethical governance that the organization upholds. To safeguard its credibility, the ILO must dissociate from Atwoli decisively and without delay. I trust that the ILO, as a guardian of workers' rights, will take swift and appropriate action. I look forward to your response on this urgent matter. Sincerely, Kenyan Worker.”

@AokoOtieno_ @grok which organization does matiang'i work for in the US

I hear WsR hasn't Erected since Fred landed 😊🚶 I'm Just asking owada...

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"Ebu edit CV yako useme ulisomea terere girls ama ichung's awe first lady "

@smartpatson3 @_screenshoter

Then one day, we all left and no one knew it was our last game together

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Victor Osimhen was disrespected after helping Napoli win the league for the first time in 33 years. Ademola Lookman is being disrespected by Atalanta after helping Atalanta win their first trophy in 61 years. Why do Italian clubs treat their heroes with so much disrespect?

Mahmoud elected as the new African union chairperson and this man from Niarobi had this to say #AUCElections| Raila Odinga| Djibouti| Mzee| SADC| William Ruto| Richard Randriamandrato| #FreeBesigye| #RailaForAfrica| #CongratulationsBaba| Addis Ababa| Museveni| The AU| Ethiopia

@BigYouthNation @iam_kendiii @_screenshoter

@iam_kendiii How the investment started vs the reality.

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Arteta: "The ref favoured United, we deserved to win."

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🚨🚨🌕| NEW: It initially appeared that Ineos' changes to the academy would be minimal, but it has become clear that this is not the case and it's been suggested not everything is as rosy as it may seem. Ineos need to be careful when tinkering with the academy. #mufc remain at the forefront of youth development, they have some incredible staff and Cox has led the youth system to enjoy a renaissance after a period of underachievement, so huge changes aren't required. [@StevenRailston]

kasongo is using teleprompter to fool people how eloquent he is. #RutoMustGo #RutoLiesAllTheTime

@itskipronoh Let him be arrested.

The incitement against Kikuyus in Lamu iko gear 5. Now we know why the MCAs have been rejecting the nomination of a Kikuyu for the position of Lamu Deputy Governor.

@Purity_Mukamii who is this girl?

@AokoOtieno_ Send us a video confirming you are safe. We still can't trust this tweet

Hello Kenyans, The person who's been posting on my account has/had my unreserved permission and that of my Family Your mistrust is justified, the skepticism is valid given we are dealing with a fiendish regime that knows no bounds I however assure you, they got me but not my account. We are not as daft as they presume us to be and the first thing my aide does when I emergency dial, or is unreachable, is to change our passwords This not only protects this account but also my sources for it goes without saying, devoid of them, there's no 'Tea.' Babu knows of this aide, has met them in person too. I comprehend your misgivings on politicians, Lord knows I've had my extreme share of unpalatable experiences with them, Albeit, take it from me, Ongili is a trusted friend who has proven his camaraderie interminably through bloom and gloom He would not embrace silence if he had not confirmed I am currently in the care of family or (Heavens forbid), unauthorized person accessed my X How am I? Alive... Thanks to God. And You! Your clamor, fervor, noise, agitation and prayers kept air in my lungs and blood in my heart. Asante for every tweet, retweet, call, concern, msg and voice that spoke out for me The flesh is indisposed, thanks to their "hata sisi tunajua kusalimiana." Grateful that I am getting adequate care The spirit remains sound, the resolve is bolstered, rather than punctured, for no amount of spittle can quench a furnace What happened? I will tell you, oh I will expose every minute detail, every crumb... But we will converse more dear friends when I get better. The darker the night, the brighter the stars. Traumatized as I be, I choose not to grope and wallow in the dark, when I can marvel at what's yonder As for that man at State House and the incompetent, incorrigible, deplorable, diabolic, killer regime he presides over May he be cursed to generations unborn. And anyone who gets their hands dirty and bloody for him too, whether politicians or police, May they be visited by plagues that money cannot solve in the land of the living I Thank you.