Peter Drury

@piersmorgan That’s good enough for you, is it, Piers? Quickly file this away with January 6th, 'inject disinfectant', billions in bribes, ice murders, the endless catalogue of corruption and insanity, and be back to kissing his arse and telling us we all have TDS by this time next week.

UPDATE: It’s been deleted.

@Luigi0440 @dieworkwear @JDVance @Everytown Given that 9 out of 10 teachers say they have to spend their own money on basic supplies like pencils and paper, can you let us know who would fund round the clock armed security at every school in the country?

@dieworkwear @JDVance @Everytown Not a bad idea, but there's already 1.2 guns per person circulating in the US. Won't that just lead to a black market? My kids' school has an armed Deputy Sherrif onsite all day. I wonder what would happen if more schools tried that.

We’re at the WH monitoring the situation in Minneapolis. Join all of us in praying for the victims!

JESUS HAS RISEN! NORTH LONDON HAS RISEN! WHITE ROLLED THE BALL AWAY AND IT WAS A HOT CROSS BY RICE THAT WAS FINISHED BY JESUS ON TODAY, THE LORD’S DAY! FORGET EGG HUNTS, THIS IS THE TITLE HUNT, AND ARSENAL’S HOPES HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!!!

Peter Drury thinking about all the puns he can say if Gabriel Jesus scores from a cross on Easter Sunday

🎙️ Peter Drury: “At this point even if they were sponsored by Microsoft, Chelsea still won’t excel.” Legendary commentator 😆

West Ham rub east end salt into Kings Road wounds. #WHUCFC

@FabrizioRomano Hairy Maguire

Understand Zenit St Petersburg have approached Bayer Leverkusen to bring Sardar Azmoun back to the club 🇮🇷 There are also other clubs interested but Zenit now keen on deal.

AJAX HAVE THEIR BOOT ON THE THROAT OF THE CHAMPIONS

"THE WOMBLES HAVE WEST HAM WOBBLING"! Wimbledon double their lead against West Ham! The magic of the cup x Peter Drury 🔥

🗣 "Oh, that is sublime!" Becks was on hand to score this delightful dink against West Ham in 2002...

BEYOND REASON. BEYOND ROMAN REALITY. ROMA HAVE RISEN FROM THEIR RUINS. THE UNTHINKABLE IS UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR EYES. HISTORY! HISTORY, EVEN FOR THIS CITY AND ITS BOTTOMLESS WELL OF MYTH AND LEGEND AND HISTORY! Peter Drury is absolutely majestic. Impeccable commentary.

HISTORY HISTORY, EVEN FOR THIS CITY AND ITS BOTTOMLESS WELL OF MYTH AND LEGEND AND HISTORY

BEYOND REASON, BEYOND ROMAN REALITY

Another seven at Anfield? #LIVMAR @btsportfootball with Peter Drury.

It's the 18th birthday of this Peter Drury excellence. Someone bake Peter Drury a rich and thoroughly palatable cake for the occasion.

PETER DRURY WATCH: On Pedro's opener " If it was a postage stamp, it was first class". @FootballCliches

It's the Europa League semi-final... Hamburg 1 Fulham 0 #SolarPlexus

"Six foot plenties."