For Sure 🦭

Hmm I'm starting to think this "mechanic" was probably lying about needing to fix my combobulator

"I know where you live 👁️👁️"

Is he allowed to look like that

"Aww man I left my sandwich out of the fridge before I left, I hope it's still good when I get back" The greedy mold colony enjoying my sandwich:

"Yo dude, do I look high? be honest"

Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become

Why's no one talking about this pic from the Artemis mission that clearly shows a silly-looking creature as a sign of life on the moon?!?!

Can any doctors help me figure out what I'm sick with, I just coughed up this thing in the sink this morning

Genuinely how scary it felt as a kid being anywhere near a wooded area in the dark around 2013-ish during peak Slenderman popularity

Look at my guardian angel dawgggggg my soul's gonna fall into the hands of evil 😫🤯🤣

This young chap was caught stealing fish so the other seals tarred and feathered him 💔

This is a grub, he lives in the soil and will turn into a beautiful beetle soon ❤️

little doodle for stupid sad chud niko who we all love 🦭🎂 God knew to nerf my drawing skills by making me lose interest in it after middle school otherwise I'd be giving you guys more da Vinci level stuff (also I didn't want to stick him with the needle cuz I'd feel sorry)

Sorry about not posting for a while until that latest post, I kept getting distracted by adventure time clips and silly meow skulls art popping up on my feed

"No I didn't drop it in dirt, grow up"

Being new to twitter and finding out about sealtwt is kinda funny cuz like does that mean there's lil communities for other things, like is there a mothtwt, opposumtwt? do we have beef with orcatwt??

Oh hey what's up little dude, Huh what was that?? Uhh no I don't have games on my phone... can you back up please

Awww, glad to see there are still kids these days having fun with things as simple as the talking tube things they had in elementary school playgrounds :)

She's grown so much since looking like a lil fried shrimp 🍤 and being called the Yo-ling that I forgot she's still a 0 year old lol

Didn't have notifications on so when I opened the app I got flashbanged by a whole bunch of interactions from that last post which I guess blew up a bit waos