Forbes Goldman

You have a burner, aaand you have a burner. #expand

Fruzz put her hands in my pants on dfloor #5thyear

Spent a combined 600 dollars for hotel room, alcohol, and dinner and still no action. #imachud

Gay son takes a commanding 4 shot lead into 18

Formal date said she’ll buy me 500 dollars worth of alcohol #playoffbaseball

You see those snowstorm videos on Nantucket? Haha yeah thats me.

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One of the worst hats I’ve seen #evaporate

The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots

Can you even blame the dad?

Gay son has taken a 5 shot lead into 18

They’re screaming

Ole Miss is my team. Hotty totty #Rebels

Hotty fucking totty. Hows that taste Lane Kiffen.

@jags68plus1 A true 10 is just an 8 with a great personality jags. Good on you for not falling for it.

Buying fabrics you can’t pronounce from stores you can’t fathom

High and tight. #barbourowner

A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this

Yes I’m still wearing flops in late October. Got a problem with it, Israel?