Ford Fischer

Finally, Jacob Wohl briefly opened the door, grinning behind Jack Burkman, in a wheelchair. Burkman appeared to pretend to be delirious, having claimed in a press release to have lost 65 pounds and "all of his hair." He wore a hood to cover his obviously visible hair.

Now: Counter-protesters already begin to assemble and confront Jake Lang as he arrives blocks from the mayor’s mansion in NYC to hold another anti-Islam “Crusader March.” He appears to be bringing a roasted pig along with him.

I've been married 28 years. My wife has been in her "book club" for six of them. Every Thursday night, 7 PM to 11 PM. She comes home happy. Sometimes a little tipsy. Always talking about how great the discussion was. I never questioned it, Until three weeks ago. I came home early from a work trip, Flight got cancelled. Caught an earlier one, Didn't tell her because I wanted to surprise her. I walked in the door at 8:30 PM. The house was full of women. Twelve of them,Sitting in a circle in my living room. No books, Not a single book, But there WAS a whiteboard. With names on it, And dollar amounts. And the words "WEEK 23 STANDINGS" at the top. Everyone froze when I walked in. My wife stood up. Wife: You're home early. Me: What is this? Wife: Book club. Me: There are no books. Wife: We finished the book. Me: There's a whiteboard with money on it. Silence, One of the women, Brenda, whispered loudly. Brenda: Do we tell him? Wife: Brenda. Shut up. Me: Tell me what? My wife sighed. Wife: It's not a book club. Me: I can see that. Wife: It's a betting pool. Me: A WHAT? Wife: We bet on things. Me: What things? Brenda: Everything. My wife glared at Brenda, Brenda shrugged. Brenda: He's going to find out anyway. I looked at the whiteboard. There were categories. "Reality TV outcomes." "Neighborhood drama." "Husband predictions." Me: What's husband predictions? Silence. Me: WHAT'S HUSBAND PREDICTIONS? My wife rubbed her temples. Wife: We bet on what our husbands will do. Me: Like what? Brenda: Last month I bet $20 that my husband would forget our anniversary. Won $200. Me: That's horrible. Brenda: That's accurate. I looked at my wife. Me: Have you bet on me? Wife: ...Sometimes. Me: What did you bet? Wife: I don't think.. Brenda: She bet you'd fall asleep during the Super Bowl before halftime. Me: DID I? Wife: Yes. Me: HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN? Wife: $150. I didn't know whether to be angry or impressed. Me: What else? Wife: This isn't necessary... Brenda: She bet you'd forget to take out the trash three weeks in a row. Me: I didn't forget three weeks in a row. Wife: You forgot four. Brenda: She won $300. Me: YOU'VE BEEN PROFITING OFF MY FAILURES? Wife: Not just failures. Sometimes I bet on your successes. Me: Like what? Silence. Me: LIKE WHAT? Wife: I bet you'd cry at our daughter's wedding. Me: I didn't cry. Wife: You sobbed. Me: That's different. Wife: I won $400. I sat down. I needed to process. For six years, my wife had been running an underground gambling operation in my living room. Betting on me, On our marriage, On my predictable behavior. Me: How much have you won total? Wife: I don't think.. Me: HOW MUCH? Wife: ...Around $4,000. Me: FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS? Wife: You're very predictable. Brenda: He really is. Me: BRENDA. PLEASE. Brenda: Sorry. I looked at my wife. Me: Where's the money? Wife: I used it for the kitchen renovation. Me: I PAID FOR THAT RENOVATION. Wife: You paid part of it. Me: THE OTHER PART WAS GAMBLING WINNINGS FROM BETTING ON ME? Wife: ...Yes.......🧵

EXTENDED MINI-SERIES TRAILER: Fall of the Boogaloo While the Boogaloo rises as a highly armed, insurgent wing of the militia movement, federal law enforcement strike from within. First episode premieres at Whistleblower Summit & Film Festival in Washington DC on July 29, 2026.

EXTENDED MINI-SERIES TRAILER: Fall of the Boogaloo While the Boogaloo rises as a highly armed, insurgent wing of the militia movement, federal law enforcement strike from within. First episode premieres at Whistleblower Summit & Film Festival in Washington DC on July 29, 2026.

What the fuck? Why am I in a HOI4 mod? And why is it Fire Rises. What the fuck is happening?

ICE agents laugh and smile in their vehicle as they use mild evasive maneuver to lose press and watchers by repeatedly signaling one direction and going another here in Minneapolis. This occurred after two parked agents’ vehicles were spotted and split up.

Gonna be a learning experience for me i have Zero idea how to ride the train to my destination that day lmao. Come out on the 29th and see this live at Busboys and Poets.

EXTENDED MINI-SERIES TRAILER: Fall of the Boogaloo While the Boogaloo rises as a highly armed, insurgent wing of the militia movement, federal law enforcement strike from within. First episode premieres at Whistleblower Summit & Film Festival in Washington DC on July 29, 2026.

EXTENDED MINI-SERIES TRAILER: Fall of the Boogaloo While the Boogaloo rises as a highly armed, insurgent wing of the militia movement, federal law enforcement strike from within. First episode premieres at Whistleblower Summit & Film Festival in Washington DC on July 29, 2026.