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ForgedInFurry

@ForgedInFurry

Holding out for Lauren Boobert's OF.

Canada Katılım Ekim 2015
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ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ-🆁@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H·
Why are men nowadays attracted to girls with such a body type? 😭
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Age yourself with a Toy from your childhood that today's kids wouldn't know.. 🤔
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Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog
DO YOU SUPPORT DELTA's MOVE? Because of TSA workers not being paid, today Delta Air Lines suspended its special services it had been offering members of congress and their staff. The canceled perks include: Airport escorts Personal "Red Coat" assistants. Your Thoughts?
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heavyn 🐾🔞🔜 fwa
water gun to your eyeball. name a dog breed without the letter “a” in it
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·
MAGA will say that they won’t travel to France, Spain or any democratic country speaking against Trump. News flash: they don’t give a flying fuck about you, maga!
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@claire88424030 I'm a man, and I 100% approve of this device. Don't want to be on the receiving end of it? DON'T RAPE WOMEN. It's that simple. If you're not rapist filth, you'll never* get your dick ripped by one of these devices. *forgetful women having consensual sex notwithstanding.
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@lucawya i wear special prescription goggles so i'm not having to Mr Magoo in the shower. WTF...we just shower..it's not like you need 20/20 vision to get wet, use shampoo/conditioner/soap and rinse off.
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luca 🎀
luca 🎀@lucawya·
People that wear glasses, how do you even shower???
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@NewswirePatriot Chemical? What a waste of time. #WoodChipperWorldTour. The only way to deal with pedophiles and rapists. Load em up with coagulants, so they don't bleed out too fast, then blades on low speed, feed the scum in feet first.
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Patriot🇺🇸Newswire
Patriot🇺🇸Newswire@NewswirePatriot·
Italy is causing an uproar after drafting laws to castrate rapists and pedophiles so they can NEVER reoffend or reproduce. Critics are calling it "state sanctioned torture." Is this torture or justice?
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@RSD01613119 @MbarkCherguia nah! the wife and I love renting public scooters like those when we visit new cities. we aren't stupid, though. helmets and we are paranoid about traffic lights cuz we don't want to get clipped.
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@JMACBC80 @MbarkCherguia you'd be surprised. I clipped a bike courier in downtown toronto, years ago, when dash cams first came out. he went over, his bike went under. bike destroyed, he had a couple scrapes. I've seen motorcyclists get up from crashes that should've killed them...
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Tom Holt@_tomholt·
@MbarkCherguia No one. Because it was all an AI illusion that never happened. 🖕
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@MbarkCherguia driver had right-of-way. scooter dumbshit was crossing against the light. he FAFO'd.
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
Oh what have you done Ozempic my old friend. You help with blood glucose But you've ruined my rear end. And I can walk these halls Constantly alert... Waiting, buttcheeks clenched, For the Oz to make me splurt.
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
(w apologies to Johnny Cash and Trent Reznor) I crapped my pants today Gambling on a fart. It started out as gas But ended in a shart. The wetness in my crack Cools so rapidly. Try to move without a leak But the panic's driving me. 1/x
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@streetwalker59 @KeruboSk note, I'm referring to the entitled attitude of the couple who felt she should let them have the empty seat she paid for, not the woman who purchased 2 seats.
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
I booked the window and the middle seat because I like space. This woman comes up with her husband behind her, “Can we sit here together?” I said, “I’d rather not.” She points at the empty seat, “But no one is sitting there.” I said, “I paid for it.” Her husband laughs, “You’re serious?” I looked at him, “I used money. Real currency.” She sighs, “You don’t need two seats.” I said, “And yet… I have them.” They stood there for a second like I might change my mind. I didn’t.
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ForgedInFurry@ForgedInFurry·
@streetwalker59 @KeruboSk her political stance is irrelevant to the story. she bought two eeats, they are HER seats, and nobody else should feel entitled to one of them
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Cam Agnew
Cam Agnew@streetwalker59·
@ForgedInFurry @KeruboSk Because society is cooked in America. Government shapes the Citizenship. When your Boss is arrogant, lonely, selfish, demanding, entitled. Some Citizens emulate the Boss. This women may feel entitled to buy two airline seats with cash, as she likes MAGA lol.
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I'mJustAGirl_NC@Packgirl0147·
@streetwalker59 @ForgedInFurry @KeruboSk She absolutely IS entitled to buy whatever she wants, two seats included, with her money. Who the hell are you to decide what she should or can spend her own money on?? I’d say that is pretty damn entitled and arrogant too.
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Donald J. Trumpstein fake
Donald J. Trumpstein fake@realtrumpstein·
Trump's team has spent more than $5 million having images of him with Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs bleached from the internet Would be very terrible if this went viral!
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miss shortcake 🍰@misshortcake_·
oh no the thick ginger with the massive rack is coming to get you and tie you to her bed
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