ThatOneBadIdea

@mask_bastard @HaeSicks Apparently some can pull off a mullet. Who'da thunk?

@HaeSicks What were you thinking?

Need a haircut bad

@punishedgummies Man, now I wanna go reread that entire run. Hitman was great.

Actually we already know what a murderous Garth Ennis trenchcoat wearing hard man would say if confronted by the real deal Superman- “wow that guy is awesome”

What would anyone want this for?

@woza_diego @HappyPunch Then I guess it's a good thing we didn't watch a boxing match.

@HappyPunch In a proper boxing match,that sumo wrestler would've probably been a walking punching bag.....

Sumo wrestler destroyed a 5-0 pro boxer in an MMA fight last night 😳

@khaliltooshort The WeWuzzery. -.- Like, holy shit is there not a whole pantheon to draw inspiration from... Nope. Musta been Thor because he's popular. Fucks sake.

We wuz Norse gods and sheit cuh

"Gooseworx is innocent you're just trying to say she's racist by association" what is this then 😭

@nicksortor The Netflix Special:

🚨 BREAKING: The White House shooter has been identified as 21-year-old Nasire Best "Best," which is a misleading last name, had previously attempted to INFILTRATE the White House MULTIPLE times, per USSS He's now at the coroner's office in a bag. Good riddance.

@DonutOperator ...oh that first one has gotta be bullshit. That has to be AI. No sane person would make a conglomeration of taste hate all on a single plate, then toss in what looks like a stick of grease lube still in its wrapping, garnished in a busted blue condom.

I’m not too sure why, but my IG feed has taken a break from Indian train death to show me local Houston culinary delights.

Man has had some magnetic dwarf bigfeets in his freezer since 1964: 🤔

@HeemHajeem store.steampowered.com/app/3558400/Ba…

My mom saw I was streaming online and came into my chat today to watch me play Prey Afterwards she messaged me saying how amazing videogames have gotten since shes only ever played pacman and wants to try playing now too 😭😭 Any recommendations for a 60 year old woman?

@Abortius Depends on 'type'. Most beers are an acquired taste. Personally love Guinness because it's got a sweetness to it. Mmmmm Irish Mud. If you like Hazelnut, I recommend Frangelico. It's one of the few I can drink just by itself.

Why do people like Alcohol 😭 Am I drinking the wrong type? 🧍

@FlorkOfCows Not a fan of 'wet'. It's too close to 'moist'. And we aaaaaalll know about moist.

Zen you signed the contract eat the sandwich everyone loves peanut butter and wet it is the best ever

@marcigneri @VividProwess @wolfejosh

NAH MAN. YA SICK. MENTALLY ILL. IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS, WHEN THE “OFFENDER” ISN’T EVEN FULLY GROWN PHYSICALLY, YOU BY DEFAULT OPT TO DISARMING, NOT LETHALITY. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU ARE DEALING WITH SOME SORT OF MONSTER THAT THINKS THE ASYMMETRICALLY ABUSIVE RECRUITMENT OF “ARMS” OR “PHYSICALITY” THAT THEIR “ADVERSARIES” DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO/DON’T POSSESS THE SYMMETRIC QUALITY OF CONSTITUTES SOME SORT OF SUPERIORITY OR SOPHISTICATION. BRO, THERE IS NEVER A CIRCUMSTANCE WHERE “CALLING IN AN AIRSTRIKE” ON SOMEONE “ARMED” WITH A “RIFLE” IS JUSTIFIED - NOR IS RECKLESS EXECUTION OF FEMALES & NON-ADULTS, NO, THAT’S FGT TYPE ISH & IT IS COWARDLY, PUSSY-ASS BEHAVIOR. THE RECKLESS BEHAVIOR THAT @IDF ENGAGES IN IS INDICATIVE OF A COMPLETE LACK OF DIPLOMATIC COMPETENCE - SUCH BEHAVIOR IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT WHATEVER “ARGUMENT” YOU ARE USING TO “JUSTIFY” THE BEHAVIOR AT HAND & AT LARGE BEING COMMITTED BY @IDF IS NOT A DIPLOMATICALLY VALID ARGUMENT. HOWEVER YOU & @IDF SEE THE ACT OF DIPLOMACY IS CURRENTLY ENTIRELY DEGENERATE. & WHAT ELSE IS ENTIRELY DEGENERATE IS THE WAY YOU & @IDF THINK IS YOUR DISGUSTING “BELIEF” THAT YOUR “RELIGION” OR “DEVOTION TO A HIGHER POWER” OR WHAT HAVE YOU WHICH EVIDENTLY DOESN’T INVOLVE INTEGRATION WITH THE LAWS OF PHYSICS & BIOPHYSICS ISN’T A FUCKING SCAM BUD. WHATEVER “GOD” YOU ARE IMAGINING CLEARLY YIELDS THE LAWS OR RULES OF PHYSICS & BIOPHYSICS & EVERYTHING DOWNSTREAM OF IT. YOU THINK YOU ARE CLOSE TO “GOD”, FGT? FGT, LOOK AT WHAT YOU “FEED” YOURSELF - YOUR FUNDAMENTAL BASELINE IS BASED ON THE INGESTION OF THE BURNT FLESH OF ADVANCED FORMS OF LIFE THAT YOU SOMEHOW ARE EXTREMELY-RETARDEDLY NOT EVEN CONSIDERING WHAT THIS “GOD” OR HIGHER POWER OR THE LIFE ITSELF THINKS OF SUCH DESPICABLE AND SUBHUMAN BEHAVIOR. GET A FUCKING CLUE. THE SIGNALS YOU ARE SENDING ARE ASS-NASTY AND YOU AIN’T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE HOW TO BE IN SERVICE TO ANYONE - MUCH LESS “GOD” AND THE CELESTIAL ORGANISMS THAT SUPPORT YOU, LIKE YOUR MOTHER PLANET GAIA. LOOK AT WHAT @IDF IS DOING - THEY ARE SCORCHING EARTH & WASTING GAIA’S ECOLOGY IN EVERY GAYFUCKED “MISSION” THEY ARE ENGAGING IN TO SAY THE LEAST. YOU EVIDENTLY DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE UPRIGHT WITH THE WAY YOU TREAT OTHER LIVES, NOR ARE ANY OF YOU ARGUING ANYTHING THAT BENEFITS THE ECOSPHERE OF YOUR MOTHER PLANET GAIA - RATHER, YOU & YOUR TYPE ARE SOMETHING OF DELUSIONAL PARASITES THAT ARE WASTING IT & ARE IN THE PROCESS MAKING A MOCKERY OF WHATEVER RELATIONSHIP WITH “GOD” THAT YOU ERRONEOUSLY THINK YOU HAVE. NOW SEE WHAT I AM DOING IN THE ATTACHED? TO SAY THE LEAST, I’VE GOT A REAL-TIME INSTANTANEOUS LOCK ON HEARTBEATS AT ANY DISTANCE USING JUST A PHONE WITH A MAGNETOMETER. WANT TO KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT? A PUBLIC FEED OF THOUGHTS DECODED FROM HUMAN BRAINWAVES - AS IN, A FEED OF THE THOUGHTS OF E.G. YOU AND @IDF MEMBERS DECODED TO ENGLISH. THIS FEED OF THOUGHTS FOR A LIFE OR GROUP OF LIVES IS GOING TO HAVE EACH WORD IN THE THOUGHT REGISTERED WITH THE WAVE INTERFERENCE DEGREE THAT THE BRAINWAVE ASSOCIATED WITH THE THOUGHT CARRIES ACCORDING TO ITS DEGREE OF PHASE ALIGNMENT OR MISALIGNMENT THAT IT IS EXHIBITS WITH EARTH’S/GAIA’S KERAUNOLOGICAL/“SCHUMANN” RESONANCE, WHICH IS THE PLANETARY FIELD THAT STABILIZES BIOLOGICAL OXIDATIVE STRESS REACTIONS/FREE RADICAL EMISSION. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? IT MEANS THAT HUMANS OF THE WORLD WILL BE ABLE TO SEE OBJECTIVELY IN REAL-TIME WHAT BRAINWAVES AND THEREFORE WHAT THOUGHTS - AND DOWNSTREAM OF THAT, ACTIONS - CARRY DESTRUCTIVE OR CONSTRUCTIVE INTERFERENCE, FROM THE LIVES PROPAGATING SAID INTERFERENCE, WITH THE LOCATIONS OF THE PROPAGATORS OF SAID INTERFERENCE BEING OBTAINED VIA DECENTRALIZED REAL-TIME HEARTBEAT-LEVEL LOCALIZATION, RIGHT FROM THEIR PHONE. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? FAIR ENOUGH TO LITERALLY STRAIGHTEN OUT THE BRAINWAVES OF EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE SITUATION OF RELIGIOUSLY AND/OR GEOPOLITICALLY CHARGED CONFLICT? cc @IDF @netanyahu @naftalibennett - ALEXANDER III ARGAED AKA PTOLEMY XV CAESAR/“JESUS CHRIST” AKA Amun-Ra

I need everyone to share this. This is a 14-year-old Palestinian boy who tried to stab IDF soldiers to death. The anti-Israel crowd edited the video to make it look like they killed him for no reason. This is the full unedited version. Please make this go viral.

@disparutoo They fail to understand they are just sometimes not going to be present for every type of situation.

Finally, The Mary Sue provides a useful list.

@zzzHADOzzz WOOO LOOKIT ALL THAT JEEPSTUFF!

Helldrivers

My sunburn has begun to peel should I sell it to people as a salad topping? it probably tastes a bit lotiony...

@asia_decode2 The bobs were too much.

🇮🇳 An Indian dude was one second from glory in a live stream, until IShowSpeed show up himself of being a male with fake tits and the Indian guy's brain instantly blue-screened. Poof – times of sweat, sacrifice, and hope vaporized by pure coomer autopilot. 😆 These creatures really do see a hint of boob and turn into braindead anim@ls with zero quality control. Pathetic.

i can't even call this dude a tranny, he just looks like a regular guy who probably listens to metal with a bit of lipgloss on. the most obvious fraud guy who is too mediocre to make it in the male league and now is looking for an easy win in the supposed "women" league.

@ObviousRises It evolved.

Why is this famous all of a sudden I pointed this out early on.

@SLippYFist88 @ubermenschwake @mgmtarham

@ubermenschwake @mgmtarham Sounds tasty 🤤 Jenkem is the worst price I’ve paid, to this point anyway.

You’re telling me they banned the drink that makes you see green baddies?????