Erin Forgety

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Erin Forgety

Erin Forgety

@ForgetyErin

literally never use Twitter but you're welcome to follow along I guess 🤷‍♀️

Johnson City, TN Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Milligan Golf
Milligan Golf@MilliganGolf·
Senior, Alayna Perryman, drains a 30 footer on hole 18 at TPC Deere Run in National Tournament to conclude her fantastic career at Milligan! Thanks Alayna for 5 great years! Go Milli Golf!
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Milligan University Softball
Milligan University Softball@MilliganBuffsSB·
It’s Game Day! 🗓️ Sunday, February 19th 🥎 Carolina University ⏰ 2pm 📍Anglin Field
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
So the Doctor handed me a cup and said: “urinate”. I said: “Thanks, thought I was a 6/10 at best.”
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
My wife said I have to stop making puns of world capitals.. You win some, Jerusalem.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
How did the cyber-criminals escape? They Ransomware.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
I told my friend I liked Beyoncé… He said whatever floats your boat. I said, “no, that’s buoyancy.”
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Kassi Butcher
Kassi Butcher@Kassi_Butcher29·
2023 is the year I don’t leave texts unread for 3+ months.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
Son: *Holding acorn* What’s this? Me: A tree. Son: Really? Me: In a nutshell, yeah.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
This is ridiculous! We're 364 days away from Christmas And people already have their lights up on their house.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding. But then I saw her face...
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Milligan University
Milligan University@Milligan_Univ·
"So if the Son sets you free, you are truly free," John 8:36. 🦬🙌🦬 fb.watch/gk_7DDEtlP/ Who You Say I Am by Reuben Morgan and Ben Fielding arranged by Robert Weber Performed by Heritage, from Milligan University
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away... A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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Milligan University Softball
Milligan University Softball@MilliganBuffsSB·
Milligan softball is doing a fundraiser this year to help with costs. If you are feeling generous and want to help support, click the link below and give us a little donation! We appreciate it! Go Buffs🧡🥎 givecampus.com/pjobwj
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Erin Forgety@ForgetyErin·
It's that time again! Please consider helping out your softball Buffs by clicking the link below. All donation amounts appreciated! 🧡 givecampus.com/73g0vt
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