Earl
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Earl
@FormerEverthing
Go Browns, go Cavaliers, go Guardians (former Indians😁). EMT, Construction worker and degenerate gambler.
Iowa, USA Katılım Ocak 2022
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@SteveLovesAmmo Chuck Norris struck out Aaron Judge with one pitch.
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RIP Chick Norris:
FACTS about Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups…
He pushes the Earth down.
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2.When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off.
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3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
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4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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6.There is no theory of evolution…
just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
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8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
You know what happened to them.

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@krassenstein Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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@TMZ Chuck Norris didn’t pass away…
Death just built up the courage to meet him.
Legend forever. 💪
RIP 🕊️
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@DavidPepper @Rob_McColley There's a simple solution, dont vote for the Grad old Pedophiles and vote for a well respected Dr.
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Yet another attack on Ohioans by Ramaswamy’s running mate, @Rob_McColley, and out-of-touch Statehouse politicians.
Breweries across Ohio will pay the price in lost jobs and investments. They’re hours away from losing major sources of revenue all while other states allow adults to make their own decisions.
C’mon Rob and Vivek. Let Ohio adults make their own decisions. Stop the attack on Ohio small businesses.
Dr. Amy Acton@amyactonoh
Starting this Saturday, Ohio breweries like Jackie O’s could face felony charges for selling hemp-derived beverages—products that our voters overwhelmingly legalized in 2023. This ban is an out-of-touch overreach from our Statehouse that threatens jobs, small businesses, farmers, and local breweries. As governor, I’ll respect the will of the voters and ensure that Ohio adults 21+ can safely make their own decisions. It’s that simple.
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🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁
Winner Announced Monday
I know nothing about Pokémon or this card. It could be worth .10 or $2. IDK. It is a nice hologram though! 🙂
🔥Charizard Holo #Pokemon
To enter
1. Follow
2. Retweet
3. Like

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@RossKneeDeep He was born of the wrong pigment to most of America.
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Okay, I'm reposting this just how I saw it. Some of the negative answers were just crazy and I think we know why...
Help me understand something. Some of y’all act like every problem in America started with Barack Obama.
So let me ask:
Did Obama create slavery?
Did he invent Jim Crow?
Did he start redlining?
Did he found the KKK?
Did he write segregation laws?
Did he launch the War on Drugs decades before he was president?
Or did those problems exist long before he ever stepped into office?
No president is perfect. Criticism is fair.
But blaming one man for 300 years of history isn’t serious — it’s just politics.
So I’m asking honestly:
What problem did Obama actually create?
I’m listening..............

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🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁
Winner Announced Saturday
Some say he is the #1 WR in the draft!!!
🔥Carnell Tate Panini Prizm Rated Prospect Rookie Card
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1. Follow
2. Retweet
3. Like

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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨
We’re giving away a FREE Victor Wembanyama autograph card 👀
To enter:
• Like this post
• Follow @Topps
Bonus:
• Retweet for an extra chance to win
That’s it… good luck!


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@bigjimmooney Trump will take to Mar A Lago and put it in a bathroom
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I am the owner of the oldest 13 star American Flag in existence. It is currently on display at The Commonwealth Museum in Boston. I believe it should be brought to The White House this year on Flag Day (June 14) to be displayed for President Trump allthingsliberty.com/2024/07/a-thir…
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🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁
Winner Announced Saturday
Many call this guy the #1 prospect in MLB. He is a freak!
🔥Konnor Griffin Donruss Diamond Marvels Rookie Card
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1. Follow
2. Retweet
3. Like

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Salvador Perez is a #WorldBaseballClassic CHAMPION!
Repost and reply for your chance to win this autographed Salvy @Topps card!

World Baseball Classic@WBCBaseball
The party is on for Team Venezuela! #WorldBaseballClassic
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