FormerPastorX

Tony, this episode is so powerful, so applicable, so immediate, I wept listening . God used a sermon from John years ago in my life on the same passage to radically change me. But God also used John personally to help me through my restoration over the past 7 years (lunches at Maria's. That's a story I'll post one day. desiringgod.org/interviews/hop…

@GiffLasta I'm writing a thesis.

I’m thinking of writing a post for wives of husbands with present or past porn addictions. It’ll get me shot at from all angles.

@itscorasm Phones

If a person from 1970 was transported to 2026, what single thing do you believe would shock them the most?

@___SPAZ___ Me either.

Its ok if you have read them, I don’t judge. But if you haven’t read a Harry Potter book, I want to know you!

Wait. The earth is flat. This has to be fake.

@RossDaigle Excellent.

I thought you’d all enjoy this one from my catalog. My unpublished catalog! G’morning.

@PennStateMafia Thanks..

@FormerPreacherX I got u🫡

If you're a Penn State fan that we need to be following or know someone that adds to the dialogue drop your/their names below. Continue to build this community!

@___SPAZ___ I hate people who do that.

When i have an account follow me that has a skewed follow ratio, if i follow back, i add them to a list called ‘Did this MF unfollow?’ Well this MF did. So i do what i do and blast the nigga before i unfollow their Super GAY ass 🖕🏼😌

@z0gee When you're a blowhard who follows then unfollows people, expect it.

Some people don’t support you… they study you.

Those March Madness ads that added Caitlin Clark are awesome.

@rachallison1 No

my blue checkmark is gone. will I fade into oblivion now?

@___SPAZ___ You know I luv ya.

@FormerPreacherX 😆😂🤣🤣

PSA Motherfuckers 🚨 I’m an adult. I can post whatever i damn well please. That does NOT mean that my amazing ass is seeking some butterfaced creepy looking dudes to come into my DMs and think that (in ANY way), I am going to drop all standards and want to flirt it up with them. Its fucking insulting. I can get laid, no issue. Why TF would I instead be DMing or (as suggested) ‘texting’ with some stranger from the internet? I would rather fuck a cactus dry. Hope that clears things up. If not, this post will be easy for me to paste into DMs as a response to any shitwit who gets an inkling of an idea that i would ever… NEVER!!! 🖕🏼🤬

Are any of you watching the Michigan UConn game?

@realmattcarr Yeah. Sure. That's the point of what I said, doofus

@FormerPreacherX Jim Caveizel?

I will judge you based on your opinion of this man.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?” “I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

@JoelWBerry Bye

The Bee has been one of the most fun and fulfilling experiences of my life. It has made me a happier person, able to look at the often depressing daily news with a sense of levity and hope. I trust my work has had a similar effect on its readers. But for me, it’s time for something new. I’m moving on from the Bee to work on some new projects I can’t wait to tell you about! I want to thank Seth and Kyle for completely changing my life—and for putting up with me this long. It’s been a blast. If you love the Bee, I encourage you to support them. They’re doing God’s work, truly. Perhaps someday they’ll come up with a third conservative joke.

@natepaschall Jesus didn't follow it. He went to synagogue. Synagogue is not prescribed anywhere in the ot.

Many difficulties with the Regulative Principle are resolved once people recognize that we are actually entering into God’s presence

@shagbark_hick Patsy Sue Green os a blowhard.

The degree to which complete strangers are now surveiling each other is unreal. 4 days ago, it was 39f, no wind. We parked 250' from the door to the meat store. The walk took 45 seconds. Our baby was in (light pink) thick wool tights. This random lady whips her phone out, snaps a picture, and lambastes us publicly online. She had no idea we were only walking 250 feet, nor that we were only outside for 45 seconds. She clearly couldn't tell that the baby was in light-pink tights, nor that they were thick wool. And she didn't know that our baby SWEATS when she naps, takes her hat off, and literally coos with joy when she finally gets to cool off. So we figured a 45-second cool-down was totally harmless. This lady disagreed. These days, you are always being watched and graded on your *perceived* conduct by parochial social media vigilantes armed with cameras. It's like the paparazzi but for normal people. Who knows what could come of this kind of thing? How easy is it to be misinterpreted in public? There is no grace, no chill -- the judgements are instant and damning. This is very common. I don't really care what the woman thinks about us, but I do understand why some young people are nervous to have kids. If you have kids, you'll be watched on an extremely granular level when in public -- and there will be photographic evidence for even the smallest perceived misjudgement.