Norstar FC

@jonoblain @DjCaro @CVWritingLondon @Fairlop_FC @hmh_jyc @OfficialRCole @RedbridgeJC @Oaks_Football @HendonUtd Clearly the last to be picked in the school playground. Terrible referee and even worse human being

@DjCaro @CVWritingLondon @Fairlop_FC @hmh_jyc @OfficialRCole @RedbridgeJC @Oaks_Football @HendonUtd spot on Danny. Totally unnecessary and unhelpful comment that. I could comment on his refereeing, but I'll steer clear...

Matchday! The new season starts today with Champions @HendonUtd taking on CA Cup holders @Oaks_Football in the Charity Shield at Cockfosters FC. 2pm kick off - be there!

@EccentricAdvert your mother LOVES chewing gum!

@DjCaro ive seen better abriviations of team names

Safe Hands award: Jake Doffman @NorstarRaiders

@DjCaro @maccabigb that's our boy!

GOAL: 3-0 @maccabigb 33 gone as Jonny Kay produces a Hoddle-esque chip from 30 yards.

GOAL: @maccabigb 1-0 up as Yoav Kestenbaum holds off defender and fires home from acute angle against run of play.

I am 1 of the luckiest people alive today. I had a 17 season career and have been given way more than I will ever be able pay back.Thank you

@JewishNewsUK David Wolff expected to announce minute's silence before opening games of next season

Breaking shwarma news - Solly's in Golders Green to serve last ever meal tomorrow - Jewish News jewishnews.co.uk/sollys/

We will now just stick to posting selfies of the chairman

The offending tweets have been deleted (although they can possibly still be seen on Instagram)

Apologies for earlier tweets. Someone clearly has no idea how to use social media. Disciplinary action has been taken

Norstar win at UK’s biggest Jewish 5-a-side event: jewishnews.co.uk/norstar-win-uk… @NorstarRaiders @maccabigb

Three points behind the 'greatest Jewish team ever' isn't too bad in our first season...

Congratulation to Hendon FC. Worthy treble winners. Looking forward to challenging them again next season!

For one week only, we are all @LondonLions_ fans - only a four-goal win will do

@philpete what's the spirit? #PetersOutRichmanIn

@DjCaro decent maths DC!