Damo

Makes me smile every time ❤️❤️

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Newcastle United's remaining games..... Palace (A) Bournemouth (H) Arsenal (A) Brighton (H) Nottingham Forest (A) West Ham (H) Fulham (A) How many points do you think we'll pick up out of a possible 21? #NUFC

@marty_lawrance Pleased your ok

All done, almost painless. I had all of those sleepless nights for nowt 😀

Wtf was livramento doing there

@FabrizioRomano Why dont you just fuck off spreading rumours about players you tossa

🚨 Eddie Howe on reports about Bruno Guimarães to Man United dome deal: “I don’t know how to respond… it’s a waste of energy”. “It’s unwanted news. You don’t want your players distracted … I don’t know how much they’ll absorb that”. “He’s totally committed here”. 🖤🤍

Thaiw good on the ball not that good a defender or organiser

@DavidGr99649083 Head replacement who would of thought 🤷‍♂️

@ForsterDamian I thought the same. Must have had some time to properly sort it out now he’s stopped playing

Lescotts’s head doesnt look as abnormal as usual

Yamal is a fuckin wanka isnt he? Giving the biggun when he scores a pen fuck off prick

I fuckin told you lot this kid would come goid get in Elanga aaaaa lad

I knew you would come good elanga lad

@stublem1892 @EmmaBlemings Enjoyed the tv interview

Into these ⚫️⚪️🖤🤍 @EmmaBlemings

@dougiebiscuit @FBAwayDays You forget about the Europa league

@ForsterDamian @FBAwayDays Same amount you’ll be taking next year 👍

It’s being reported that authorities in Barcelona are very worried with the 'Newcastle invasion' today. Around 10,000 have travelled to Barcelona, but only 3,000 of them have tickets. The club have warned everyone without a ticket to not be close to the stadium, as it's a high risk match. 😬

@BestOfUKComedy Loved it

Who was a fan of Early Doors? 🍻

@BestOfUKComedy Meeeeee lo

@dougiebiscuit @FBAwayDays How many did man utd bring this year or the past 5 year ? I will wait

@FBAwayDays Not particularly big to Barcelona though is it? Koln took 25,000 a couple of years back and most got in

@HustleBitch_ Our lass

🚨 JAY LENO JUST PULLED UP IN A CAR THAT RUNS ON PERFUME OR TEQUILA — AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A GIANT VACUUM Jay Leno just rolled up in one of the strangest cars ever built: the 1963 Chrysler Turbine Car, with bodies hand-built by Ghia in Italy. Instead of a normal piston engine, it uses a jet-style turbine. And when it starts up, it doesn’t rumble like a V8. It sounds like a giant vacuum cleaner spooling up. Then Leno shows the part that catches everyone off guard first. He puts a bottle of water on the engine while it’s running… and it barely ripples. Almost no vibration at all while the turbine spins. Then he explains why this car is so bizarre. The engine is designed to run on almost anything that burns: • Diesel • Kerosene • Jet fuel • Heating oil • Cooking oil Leno says when Chrysler took the car to Mexico, they ran it on tequila. When they brought it to France, they filled the tank with Chanel No.5 perfume. Only 9 of these Chrysler Turbine Cars are believed to still exist today. If your car could run on almost anything that burns... what would you try putting in the tank first?

@Magpie24_7 Still dont think hes over this injury

🕵️‍♂️ ​There’s no escaping it—one of the biggest talking points of the season is the curious case of Yoane Wissa. ​Since his protracted big-money move from Brentford, things haven't exactly gone to plan. After a nightmare start with that serious knee injury on international duty before he’d even kicked a ball for us, the road back has been incredibly steep. Recently, he’s been a ghost in the matchday squads, and when he has featured, the feedback hasn't been flattering! ​📉 ​In the opportunities Wissa has been given since his December debut, it’s hard to argue with the "eye test"—he has looked well off the pace. ​Look the Premier League is 100mph, and coming off a major injury into an Eddie Howe system is a massive ask. In those brief cameos, the sharpness and the clinical edge we saw at Brentford just haven't been there. He’s struggled to impose himself, and with the likes of Gordon and even Osula pushing on, Wissa has found himself watching from the stands or the bench. ​🏋️ ​Eddie Howe has been quite vocal lately, essentially saying Wissa is now 'fitter than he's ever been' because of the relentless work he’s doing away from the matchday spotlight. ​But regardless it feels like the club has shifted gears. Rather than forcing him into games where he isn't ready, they are essentially giving him the pre-season training he missed last summer once again, working one on one with Graeme Jones. It’s all about the long game now. The focus is on ensuring his knee and his overall fitness can handle the 'Howe-way' of pressing and playing long term. ​📅 ​Let’s be realistic: at this point in the season, it’s unlikely we’re going to see Wissa suddenly explode into life and carry us to the finish line. It looks more like a 'write-off' season to ensure he is 100% ready to be the player we paid for next season. ​We know the talent is there—you don't score 19 PL goals in a season by accident—but we might have to wait until August to see the real Yoane Wissa in a black and white shirt. ​What’s your take? Have we seen enough to be worried, or are you happy to wait for him to get right for next year? Let’s hear it! 👇 #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@AlexBirdNUFC When was the bbc right about anything ?

Aaaand lets just add Lewis Hall to the list of players potentially leaving Newcastle this summer. So thats Bruno, Tonali, Livramento, Gordon, Woltemade and now Hall all apparently leaving the club. I swear you never hear about news like this from any other club to this scale

@celery_brigade I think hes a great manager sign him up for 7 years

chelsea are the only PL club that would even consider liam rosenoir for a managerial role let alone hire him a man that got sacked by hull and did f-all with strasbourg he’s not fit to sit in the dugout that jose, carlo, conte and tuchel once graced we’re a laughing stock…

@ChelseaFanCast @Jonathankydd @chelseafanbite Enjoy the 9 year contract of palmer 🤡🤡🤡

JK’s Fanbite of the turgid Newcastle game. Who thought Rosenior would know how to deal with a low block. Whoever did was wrong. He’s as clueless as Maresca. & hoping Delap would be the answer was deluded. Conference league here we come. @Jonathankydd @chelseafanbite #chelseafc