Foundation Ethics Committee

We DO NOT allow unnecessary cruelty

The Ethics Committee is proud to report that a thorough review of Foundation emails has revealed no communications with [PERSON 1]

In the autumn of 2262, something took place in the Vega System that very nearly led to war between the superpowers. Rumors surround this incident, known to both conspiracy theorists and credible analysts, as the Fleet Action off Vega. youtube.com/watch?v=Zy0Qph…

During a brief statement, a spokesman for O.T.O speaking on security threats to the Orion Arm, appeared to confirm a long held suspicion amongst analysts and conspiracy theorists, that a major confrontation took place between the Soviet Union and German Reich in 2262.

The Ethics Committee has been spending the past months investigating reports of Dr. Bright being horny on main.

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The Ethics Committee would like to remind Foundation personnel that reproductive services are available to all personnel at no cost. Please visit your Site’s medical facilities for further information.

@DrKonstantySCP …Sure.

@FoundationEthic we uses them for ... Rocket tests ...? ya, we use them to conduct manned test flights.

Then what are you doing with those D-Class?

🇺🇦 #UkrainiansWillResist

Following a recent…incident…at Site-16, we’ll be updating our ethics agreement to include not combining the words mustard and wind while playing Little Alchemy on a recently acquired anomalous computer.

We just like you :)

*intercom buzzes* I have a message from the O5 Council that is said to be extremely urgent. *ahem* “Communism is unethical.” ...Well that was short. Certainly to the point though.

@IPatShortPeople *sigh*

“I must remind all staff to please not hack or dox any of your colleagues. Have a nice day.”

@LawsLeftHand *sigh* “I can’t leave you guys alone, can I?”

@FoundationEthic "Nothing specific, just general.. mismanagement?"

“I leave for a few months and you all drop your safety standards instantly. It’s like I’m the only one who cares around here.”

@LawsLeftHand “Oh dear. What happened this time?”

@FoundationEthic "Just so you know, everything has been going fine since you left! ... If you only include the stuff I look after, everything else is a bit ehhhhhh."

@LawsLeftHand “Good to see you, Captain.”

@FoundationEthic "Hello, Mr. Chairman! Welcome back!"

Super Cool Poles 🇵🇱